Rules

Season 0 - Episode 1

The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whe...

The Wrestling Match

Season 0 - Episode 2

The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles...

The Test Game

Season 0 - Episode 3

Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to ...

The Backstories

Season 0 - Episode 4

Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. ...

Looking for Tunnels

Season 0 - Episode 5

The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue find...

Boneweevil Has Evasion

Season 0 - Episode 6

Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their ...

Kevin McCallister

Season 0 - Episode 7

Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in tim...

Boneweevil Farts on Beur

Season 0 - Episode 8

Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is ...

Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game

Season 0 - Episode 9

Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds ...

Getting into The Union House

Season 0 - Episode 10

Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of ...

Orc Penis

Season 0 - Episode 11

Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail,...

Poop and Pee Smugglers

Season 0 - Episode 12

As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are f...

Rib's Backstory and Racism

Season 0 - Episode 13

Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to ...

More Orc Racism

Season 0 - Episode 14

In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondu...

Toilet Talk

Season 0 - Episode 15

The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, b...

Fondue Gets Upset

Season 0 - Episode 16

The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee...

Guard's Mother

Season 0 - Episode 17

In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs...

Cheetos

Season 0 - Episode 18

Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.

Renaming the Desert

Season 0 - Episode 19

Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.

John's Backstory

Season 0 - Episode 20

John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younge...

John's Test Game

Season 0 - Episode 21

In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the...

Do You Own the Trees?

Season 0 - Episode 22

Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as ...

Thomas' Test Game

Season 0 - Episode 23

Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the ...

Heroes

Season 0 - Episode 24

Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he ...

Labyrinth

Season 0 - Episode 25

Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both hea...

Dildo's Outfit

Season 0 - Episode 26

Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevi...

Once You Go Goblin

Season 0 - Episode 27

Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbat...

Box of Socks

Season 0 - Episode 28

After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. ...

Fondue's Song

Season 0 - Episode 29

Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.

Eddie's Life Story

Season 0 - Episode 30

Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had kill...

Synax!

Season 0 - Episode 31

Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The grou...

Homophonic Joke

Season 0 - Episode 32

Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" jo...

The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast

Season 0 - Episode 33

Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping o...

Jeff Davis

Season 0 - Episode 34

After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small tal...

Fondue's Parents

Season 0 - Episode 35

Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually sla...

Tedder's Speech

Season 0 - Episode 36

Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chie...

Fondue's Flashback

Season 0 - Episode 37

While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in ...

Invoices

Season 0 - Episode 38

The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get the...

Live at SXSW 2017

Season 0 - Episode 39

HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con

Season 0 - Episode 40

Hosted by Travis McElroy

Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle

Season 0 - Episode 41

Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 42

Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.

Mallory, You Do Love Fashion

Season 0 - Episode 43

The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.

High in Protein

Season 0 - Episode 44

Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.

The B-Bad Boys

Season 0 - Episode 45

The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.

Beur’s Rage Issues

Season 0 - Episode 46

Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.

Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 47

Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.

Let’s Quest

Season 0 - Episode 48

The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.

Rory jumps the gun

Season 0 - Episode 49

The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.

Where’s the Cauldron?

Season 0 - Episode 50

The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.

A Witch’s Reckoning

Season 0 - Episode 51

Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.

Boneweevil’s Absence

Season 0 - Episode 52

Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.

Beauflecks Sings

Season 0 - Episode 53

The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.

The Friendship Bracelet

Season 0 - Episode 54

The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.

Broken Bracelet

Season 0 - Episode 55

Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.

A Strong Finish

Season 0 - Episode 56

Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.

Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 57

Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.

Bonebreak Village

Season 0 - Episode 58

The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.

Expanded Handshake

Season 0 - Episode 59

The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.

Scents O’Dyne’s Secret

Season 0 - Episode 60

Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.

Mortal Hands

Season 0 - Episode 61

The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.

Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 62

Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.

The Tell-Tale Tea

Season 0 - Episode 63

Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.

Tea Party Paranoia

Season 0 - Episode 64

The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.

Tea Party Trustfall

Season 0 - Episode 65

Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.

Expanded Demon Fight

Season 0 - Episode 66

The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.

Harmonquest Post Show

Season 0 - Episode 67

Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.

Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 68

Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.

Fondue’s Friendship

Season 0 - Episode 69

Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.

Expanded Manifest

Season 0 - Episode 70

The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.

Gremlin Generator

Season 0 - Episode 71

Fondue creates a Gremlin.

Saving Sedona

Season 0 - Episode 72

The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.

Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 73

Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.

Expanded City Guards

Season 0 - Episode 74

The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.

My Name’s Gribble Grabble

Season 0 - Episode 75

The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.

Not that Kind of Minor Magic

Season 0 - Episode 76

Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.

Not Cool, Man

Season 0 - Episode 77

Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.

Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 78

Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.

Expanded Treasure Cart

Season 0 - Episode 79

The gang tries to find cool treasure.

That’s a MONOLITH

Season 0 - Episode 80

The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.

Expanded Obelisk

Season 0 - Episode 81

The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.

Fiddling While Rome Burns

Season 0 - Episode 82

Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.

I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble

Season 0 - Episode 83

The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.

A Non-Euclidean Room

Season 0 - Episode 84

The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.

Mirror, Mirror

Season 0 - Episode 85

Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.

Expanded Sexuality

Season 0 - Episode 86

Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.

Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course

Season 0 - Episode 87

Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.

Eddie’s Robot

Season 0 - Episode 88

Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.

Expanded Boss Fight

Season 0 - Episode 89

The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.

Clunky Castle Combat

Season 0 - Episode 90

The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.

A Most Violent Voltron

Season 0 - Episode 91

The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.