Late Show with David Letterman - Season 7

Run Time: 63 mins
Air Date: Tue, 7 Sept 1999
Average Rating: ⭐ 6.3 (149 votes)
CBS196 Episodes

Kevin James, Sheryl Crow
Season 7 - Episode 1
Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special.

Ricki Lake, Kid Rock
Season 7 - Episode 2
Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah.

Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers
Season 7 - Episode 3
Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's.

Queen Latifah, John Popper
Season 7 - Episode 4
John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag.

John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith
Season 7 - Episode 5
George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the cerem...

Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks
Season 7 - Episode 6
Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course.

John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf
Season 7 - Episode 7
Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama.""

Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera
Season 7 - Episode 8
With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho a...

Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson
Season 7 - Episode 9
During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor inst...

Michael J. Fox, Heather French
Season 7 - Episode 10
Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS.

Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald
Season 7 - Episode 11
Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man.""

Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis
Season 7 - Episode 12
Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopa...

Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert
Season 7 - Episode 13
Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show.

Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray
Season 7 - Episode 14
During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial.

Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits
Season 7 - Episode 15
Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn.

Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt
Season 7 - Episode 16
Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a f...

Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band
Season 7 - Episode 17
Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay...

Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics
Season 7 - Episode 18
Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Storie...

Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart
Season 7 - Episode 19
Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur a...

Harrison Ford, David Bowie
Season 7 - Episode 20
""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child.""

Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge
Season 7 - Episode 21
Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest,...

Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart
Season 7 - Episode 22
Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced...

Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top
Season 7 - Episode 23
A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has...

Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting
Season 7 - Episode 24
1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day.""

Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell
Season 7 - Episode 25
Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis.

Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett
Season 7 - Episode 26
Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration.

Farrah Fawcett
Season 7 - Episode 27
The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When h...

John Malkovich, Harland Williams
Season 7 - Episode 28
Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and gets beeped; ...

Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby
Season 7 - Episode 29
During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""Top Ten Thi...

Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club
Season 7 - Episode 30
Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Eva...

John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn Rimes
Season 7 - Episode 31
Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street...

Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky Martin
Season 7 - Episode 32
Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual ""Halloween Costumes"" segment.

Joe Torre, Denzel Washington
Season 7 - Episode 33
Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Denzel W...

Meryl Streep, Natalie Merchant
Season 7 - Episode 34
Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made...

Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Garbage
Season 7 - Episode 35
Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those ""Taco Bell"" commercials.

Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the Machine
Season 7 - Episode 36
Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs ""War Within a Breath"" on the ro...

Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich
Season 7 - Episode 37
14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin Scorsese a...

Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem Violinists
Season 7 - Episode 38
A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orbit on 53rd...

Regis Philbin, Mitch Hedberg
Season 7 - Episode 39
Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives flu shots t...

Woody Harrelson, Bobby Rahal
Season 7 - Episode 40
NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff members Jay ...

Don Rickles, Jane Clayson
Season 7 - Episode 41
Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); live via s...

Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie C
Season 7 - Episode 42
Dave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Mujibur and Si...

Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted Alexandro
Season 7 - Episode 43
Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles onstage. ...

Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny Depp
Season 7 - Episode 44
Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of ""The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson."" Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seasonal audien...

Claudia Schiffer, Chris Cornell
Season 7 - Episode 45
Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant Gumbel's Ea...

Will Smith, Creed
Season 7 - Episode 46
Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated lowest. A...

Anthony Edwards, Yasmine Bleeth
Season 7 - Episode 47
During a segment called ""What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings,"" magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear.

Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting Crows
Season 7 - Episode 48
Ted Danson plugs ""Becker,"" while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute.

Gabriel Byrne, Mark Borchardt
Season 7 - Episode 49
Gabriel Bryne plugs ""End of Days,"" while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike.

Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony Bennett
Season 7 - Episode 50
Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comment on ""W...

Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte Church
Season 7 - Episode 51
Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series ""Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump."" Also, Kathie Lee Gi...

Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye Blind
Season 7 - Episode 52
""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY.

George Carlin, Jewel
Season 7 - Episode 53
Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Thanksgiving. ...

Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin
Season 7 - Episode 54
A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment;...

Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. Blige
Season 7 - Episode 55
During the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, during toni...

Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo Fighters
Season 7 - Episode 56
Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own ""E! True Hollywood Stor...

Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. John
Season 7 - Episode 57
Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in with Kankakee...

Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob Marley
Season 7 - Episode 58
For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play ""Know You...

Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona Apple
Season 7 - Episode 59

Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M.
Season 7 - Episode 60

Gwyneth Paltrow, Blondie
Season 7 - Episode 61

Danny DeVito, Harry Smith
Season 7 - Episode 62
Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy has been ...

Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrisette
Season 7 - Episode 63

Joe Breen, Jude Law
Season 7 - Episode 64

Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMC
Season 7 - Episode 65

Emily Watson, LL Cool J
Season 7 - Episode 66

Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce Henderson
Season 7 - Episode 67

Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene Love
Season 7 - Episode 68

Matt Damon, Q-Tip
Season 7 - Episode 69
Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patrick Stewart...

Isabella Rossellini, Bev Tanner
Season 7 - Episode 70

Jay Thomas, Nick Nordberg
Season 7 - Episode 71

Dick Clark, Ralph Charles
Season 7 - Episode 72

Stupid Human Tricks, Kevin James, Brooklyn Philharmonic
Season 7 - Episode 73

Jeff Daniels, Jake Johannsen
Season 7 - Episode 74

Lauren Bacall, Kurt Warner
Season 7 - Episode 75

Bill Pullman, Dan Naturman
Season 7 - Episode 76

George Stephanopoulos, Sue Murphy
Season 7 - Episode 77

Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy Kindler
Season 7 - Episode 78

Kate Winslet, Ice Cube
Season 7 - Episode 79

Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, Filter
Season 7 - Episode 80

Hillary Clinton, Art Donovan
Season 7 - Episode 81

Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd Skynryd
Season 7 - Episode 82
Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lynyrd Skynard...

Regis Philbin, Mark Borchardt
Season 7 - Episode 83
Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning...

Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis Philbin
Season 7 - Episode 84
It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass surgery th...

Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito
Season 7 - Episode 85
""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, he chats w...

Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin Short
Season 7 - Episode 86
Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and his old fr...

Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker
Season 7 - Episode 87
Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the clips: Bill ...

Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal
Season 7 - Episode 88
Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a projector ...

Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray Romano
Season 7 - Episode 89
Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th birthday; Dre...

David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec Baldwin
Season 7 - Episode 90
Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butterball tur...

Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don Rickles
Season 7 - Episode 91
Backstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don Rickles. T...

Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie Hunt
Season 7 - Episode 92
Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Dave shows f...

Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah
Season 7 - Episode 93
""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn't bring a...

Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo Fighters
Season 7 - Episode 94
Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis.

Bill Cosby, Heidi Klum, Vince Carter, Dr. Paula Mahone, Dane Cook
Season 7 - Episode 95
Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter.

Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman
Season 7 - Episode 96
In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink deca...

Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda Edar
Season 7 - Episode 97
Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Tonight, she g...

John Goodman, Norm MacDonald
Season 7 - Episode 98
Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery resemblin...

Drew Carey, Dolly Parton
Season 7 - Episode 99
""Biff Henderson's America"" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album.

David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals
Season 7 - Episode 100
David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos.

Kid Turkey Callers, Candice Bergan, Fiona Apple, George W. Bush
Season 7 - Episode 101
Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs ""On The Bound.""

Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin Chenoweth
Season 7 - Episode 102
Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he sings a song...

Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely Dan
Season 7 - Episode 103
Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, ""Two Against Nature.""

Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie Izzard
Season 7 - Episode 104
Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upcoming Rock ...

Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97s
Season 7 - Episode 105
Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting in a scho...

Tim Robbins, Melissa Etheridge
Season 7 - Episode 106
During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant of tonigh...

Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Cindy Margolis, Al Frankin, Rocco DiSpirito
Season 7 - Episode 107
Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former ""SNL"" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken.

Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie Raitt
Season 7 - Episode 108

Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, Moby
Season 7 - Episode 109
In a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants about his ...

Matthew Broderick, Patti Smith
Season 7 - Episode 110
Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the ...

Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie Rhodes
Season 7 - Episode 111
Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weird facial r...

Rosie Perez, Robert Klein
Season 7 - Episode 112
Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The address… is ...

Minnie Driver, Trisha Yearwood
Season 7 - Episode 113
Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick anymore. ...

Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce Cockburn
Season 7 - Episode 114
Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called ""What I ...

John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie Brill
Season 7 - Episode 115
Dave demonstrates the ""magic"" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water.

David Arquette, Al Green
Season 7 - Episode 116
During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up the recen...

Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni Mitchell
Season 7 - Episode 117
Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera.

David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou Reed
Season 7 - Episode 118
Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwich for Paul...

Bonnie Hunt, Shelby Lynne
Season 7 - Episode 119

Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Hannah
Season 7 - Episode 120

Jon Stewart, Faith Hill
Season 7 - Episode 121
Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Dave a human...

Bill Cosby, Sarah Vowell
Season 7 - Episode 122

Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of Uganda
Season 7 - Episode 123
Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from being heard...

Paul Newman, Pearl Jam
Season 7 - Episode 124
Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barbershop quart...

Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie Nelson
Season 7 - Episode 125
Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience.

Ben Stiller, Brian Regan
Season 7 - Episode 126
Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, ""Campaign 2000"" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, Dave and Pa...

Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical Horizon
Season 7 - Episode 127
Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had a mere do...

Kristin Johnson, Live
Season 7 - Episode 128
After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazine, has fi...

Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing Pumpkins
Season 7 - Episode 129
The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkins perform ...

Salma Hayek, Ray Romano
Season 7 - Episode 130
The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for ""Campaign 2000""; Alan and his fat, gender-confused German ...

Natalie Portman, Lennox Lewis
Season 7 - Episode 131
During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite game, ""St...

David Spade, Marion Jones
Season 7 - Episode 132
Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homage to a tre...

Kim Basinger, Oasis
Season 7 - Episode 133
Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, during ""Cam...

Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union Station
Season 7 - Episode 134
Dave honors ""Great Bald Men throughout History"" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of ""Biff Henderson...

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch Hedberg
Season 7 - Episode 135
Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to ""sing"" with her. Also, Dave shows footage of a woma...

Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Season 7 - Episode 136
Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave sings the ...

Betty White, Hanson
Season 7 - Episode 137
Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic...

John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me Kate
Season 7 - Episode 138
Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Check for 35...

Kelsey Grammer, Caroline Rhea
Season 7 - Episode 139
Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Paul admits he had a nightm...

Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra Messing
Season 7 - Episode 140
Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then ""sings"" ""Love Never Fails.""

Richard Simmons, Sarah Vowell
Season 7 - Episode 141
Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher on Richard ...

Gillian Anderson, Foo Fighters
Season 7 - Episode 142
Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; Rob announ...

David Hyde Pierce, Phish
Season 7 - Episode 143
Dave mangles the song ""Memory,"" while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to ""Campaign 2000"" but have absolutely nothing worth saying.

Hugh Grant, Carly Simon
Season 7 - Episode 144
Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags.

Jackie Chan, Jim Gaffigan
Season 7 - Episode 145
A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member Helen Tho...

Ringo Starr, Jane Krakowski
Season 7 - Episode 146
Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; Tonya Smith...

Michael J. Fox, Richard Harris
Season 7 - Episode 147
Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses his health-...

Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20
Season 7 - Episode 148
Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with Rupert; D...

Nathan Lane, Gloria Estefan
Season 7 - Episode 149
James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in Calhoun, Mi...

Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & Teller
Season 7 - Episode 150
""Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch"" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy.

Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. King
Season 7 - Episode 151
Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, ""Bob Knight"" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair.

Alicia Silverstone, David Brenner
Season 7 - Episode 152

Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the Dukes
Season 7 - Episode 153
Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming ""Some dudes will be goin...

Robert Duvall, Don Henley
Season 7 - Episode 154
Dave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wish...

Roger Ebert, Nia Long
Season 7 - Episode 155
Dave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing but a vid...

Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'Connor
Season 7 - Episode 156
Paul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He correctly...

Jimmy Connors, David Coulthard
Season 7 - Episode 157
Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on for dear lif...

Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon Jovi
Season 7 - Episode 158
Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randall is found...

Calista Flockhart, Isaac Hayes
Season 7 - Episode 159
Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and then decla...

Naomi Campbell, Juan Montoya
Season 7 - Episode 160
An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Stacey ...

Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & Wilco
Season 7 - Episode 161
Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during ""Stupid Pe...

John McEnroe, Busta Rhymes
Season 7 - Episode 162

Mark Wahlberg, The Deftones
Season 7 - Episode 163
Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Lakers' NBA Cha...

Dana Carvey, No Doubt
Season 7 - Episode 164
Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude B...

Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. Ollson
Season 7 - Episode 165
George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; ""non-surviving Survivor"" Ramona Gray interrupts ""Campaign 2000""; PJ Olsson ...

Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory Wayans
Season 7 - Episode 166
Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Biff chats w...

Tom Brokaw, Eric Idle
Season 7 - Episode 167
Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a ""wild dingo"" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. Bush is ""(...

James Belushi, Third Eye Blind
Season 7 - Episode 168
Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the genetics ...

Martha Stewart, Travis
Season 7 - Episode 169
Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the ""wild island sex"" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue bike, then...

George Clooney, Warren Zevon
Season 7 - Episode 170
Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favor for a co...

Jay Thomas, David Sedaris
Season 7 - Episode 171
Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's head off; ...

Tom Arnold, Brian Wilson
Season 7 - Episode 172
Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in the US Na...

National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak
Season 7 - Episode 173
Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists...

Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve Earle
Season 7 - Episode 174
The ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subject of a rea...

Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn Wayans
Season 7 - Episode 175
Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled flirting. ...

Jason Alexander, Tracy Chapman
Season 7 - Episode 176
Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of the show; J...

Bruce Willis, Elliot Smith
Season 7 - Episode 177
Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cordy drops b...

Marilu Henner, Dixie Chicks
Season 7 - Episode 178
Live from the theater basement, it's ""Let's Look for Rats."" The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to scare them ...

Will Ferrell, Ben Folds Five
Season 7 - Episode 179
Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that Al Gore's i...

Jeff Daniels, Bob Sarlatte
Season 7 - Episode 180
Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her drinking a wa...

Jon Stewart, Lucy Pearl
Season 7 - Episode 181
Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon Stewart d...

Harrison Ford
Season 7 - Episode 182
Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppet-master, ...

Don Rickles, Ween
Season 7 - Episode 183
Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that there has bee...

Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev Tanner
Season 7 - Episode 184
A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for ""ass prints""; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can of Off! bug...

Connie Chung, Harry Hill
Season 7 - Episode 185
An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top T...

Roseanne, David Gray
Season 7 - Episode 186
Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs ""Babylon."...

Edie Falco, Macy Gray
Season 7 - Episode 187
Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Macy Gray sin...

Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli Trio
Season 7 - Episode 188
During ""Campaign 2000,"" Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings.

Joy Philbin, Joe Lockhart
Season 7 - Episode 189
Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart.

Al Roker, Craig Ferguson
Season 7 - Episode 190
Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor"" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book.

Darrell Hammond, Todd Rundgren
Season 7 - Episode 191
During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after another one of ...

Tom Selleck, Jordan
Season 7 - Episode 192
For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the stripper-turned...

Al Franken, Guster
Season 7 - Episode 193
""The Late Show Iron Chef"" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini.

Sam Donaldson, Kid Rock
Season 7 - Episode 194
Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of ""Send in the Clowns."...

Jennifer Lopez, Reggie Jones
Season 7 - Episode 195
Paul joins Dave for ""Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators."" During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor I"" runner-up Colleen...

Vince Vaughn, Eels
Season 7 - Episode 196
Vince Vaughn promotes ""The Cell,"" while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on...