Late Show with David Letterman - Season 5

Run Time: 63 mins
Air Date: Mon, 1 Sept 1997
Average Rating: ⭐ 6.3 (149 votes)
CBS203 Episodes

Terry Bradshaw, Carmen Electra, Eddie Brill
Season 5 - Episode 1
Dave shows highlights from the annual Labor Day staff cookout on 53rd Street; Terry Bradshaw and stagehand Corky Ramirez both inexplicably b...

Steven Seagal, Brittany Starr, Beck
Season 5 - Episode 2
Warren is caught watching tennis on TV; Dave harasses teen talk show host John Hall; Beck performs ""Devil's Haircut.""

Joan Lunden, Chris Rock, Fiona Apple
Season 5 - Episode 3
Viewers at home receive the rare opportunity to see the new audience orientation tape (starring Leonard Tepper). Later, Fiona Apple perform...

Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Robert Carlyle
Season 5 - Episode 4

Kevin Kline, Jamie Foxx, Sugar Ray
Season 5 - Episode 5
On Warren's last night filling in for Paul, he receives a ""Deputy of Comedy"" badge. Later, Sugar Ray performs ""Fly.""

Danny DeVito, Patrick Rafter, Tim McGraw
Season 5 - Episode 6
Paul returns from filming ""Blues Brothers 2000"" with a shaved head. Meanwhile, Dave, Biff, Regis, Al Roker, and Bob Barker harass people ...

Salma Hayek, Joan Cusak, Louie Anderson
Season 5 - Episode 7
Dave calls the pay phone island outside so that an unsuspecting tourist could participate in a comedy skit. When nobody picks up a phone, D...

Noah Wylie, Damon Wayons, Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot
Season 5 - Episode 8
Dave is so fascinated by Paul's shaved head (introduced last night) that he has to talk about it at the beginning of the show.

Andie MacDowell, Cynthia Cooper, Nanci Griffith & Darius Rucker
Season 5 - Episode 9
Paul writes a song for a trucker who participated in ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Dave chats with WNBA MVP Cynthia Cooper.

Jennifer Jason Leigh, Starr Jones, Bee Gees
Season 5 - Episode 10
Dave chats with CBS star ""Steve Urkel"" (Gerard), while Star Jones plugs ""The View.""

George Clooney, Bill Cosby
Season 5 - Episode 11
Dave listens to the philosophies of second-graders in ""Dave Talks to Kids""; George Clooney promotes ""The Peacemaker.""

Nicole Kidman, Gregory Hines, God's Property
Season 5 - Episode 12
Biff delivers a housewarming gift to a Hooters franchise that just opened, and they send back buffalo wings. Later, an NBC nurse tends to N...

Jennifer Lopez, Michael Lamonico, Bill Engvall
Season 5 - Episode 13
Dave discusses aerosol cheese with last minute guest Chef Michael Lomonaco who says, ""It's great when you're driving, actually. You get a l...

Alec Baldwin, Jonathan Lipnicki, Deana Carter
Season 5 - Episode 14
Richard Simmons interupts ""Know Your Current Events""; Drew Carey presents ""Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office""; 7-year-old Jonathan ...

Kim Basinger, Ray Ramano, Jackson Browne
Season 5 - Episode 15
In a return to the popular theme nights of yore, the entire LATE SHOW audience consists of freshmen from NYU. During the show, Candice Berg...

Fourth Anniversary Special
Season 5 - Episode 16
Dave shows some of his favorite remotes, segments, and comedy clips from the first four years of ""The Late Show.""

Fran Drescher, Ryan Tripp, Brooks & Dunn
Season 5 - Episode 17
Bob Borden finally gets to meet Jaleel ""Urkel"" White, while Paul composes a musical number about pastries that resemble celebrities.

Michael J. Fox, Sarah O'Hare, Patti Smith
Season 5 - Episode 18
Dave gives a local named Tom Worzall ten seconds of air time, then chats with Wonderbra model Sarah O'Hare.

Cameron Diaz, Adam Arkin, Veniamin
Season 5 - Episode 19
Cameron Diaz promotes ""A Life Less Ordinary,"" while the famed contortionist Veniamin does a demonstration.

Matt Lauer, Ryan Kurlander, Sheryl Crow
Season 5 - Episode 20
Dave comments on the Yankees playoff chances, then chats with new ""Today"" co-host Matt Lauer.

Elle MacPherson, Jon Tenney, Elvis Costello & the Fairfield Four
Season 5 - Episode 21
Dave shows (bogus) NASA footage of Mir; the Dutch Mariachis sing ""Happy Birthday"" to Biff.

Dan Aykroyd, Jack Hanna, Boyz II Men
Season 5 - Episode 22
Dave and Paul visit the ""International Hair Forum""; Dan Aykroyd promotes ""Soul Man"" and plays the harmonica.

Bryant Gumbel, Harland Williams, Everclear
Season 5 - Episode 23
Joe G. stars in the new crime drama ""Joey Ventura,"" and clips from the show are scattered throughout the night; Dave gives Paul crap for b...

John Lithgow, Christy Turlington, Foo Fighters
Season 5 - Episode 24
Dave watches leaves turn and nails dry, and an audience member's receives and smokes his first cigar.

James Belushi, Christina Ricci, Oasis
Season 5 - Episode 25
Throughout the night, Leonard plugs his new show, ""Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video."" Later, Jim Belushi promotes ""Total Security.""

Uma Thurman, Mark Wahlberg, Eddie Izzard
Season 5 - Episode 26
""Dr."" Bill DeLace comments on seasonal allergies; Mark Wahlberg promotes ""Boogie Nights.""

David Duchovny, Emily Mae Young, Todd Barry
Season 5 - Episode 27
1997: Stagehand and accomplished thespian Kenny Sheehan is seen in clips from ""The Today Show,"" ""Guiding Light,"" ""Cosby,"" ""The People...

Tom Brokaw, Stevie Starr, Green Day
Season 5 - Episode 28
After Dave shows clips of past bunny antics, the Late Show presents ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get in the Times Square Disney Store?...

Nathan Lane, Chalize Theron, Carly Simon
Season 5 - Episode 29
Paul introduces this year's National League champions, the Atlanta Braves, until Dave tells him that the Florida Marlins actually won. Late...

Mike Wallace, Kelly Montieth, LL Cool J
Season 5 - Episode 30
Dave presents ""The Story Behind the Story: The Rolling Stones,"" which looks at the dramatic and emotionally draining production of a ""Beh...

Robert Pastorelli, Harmony Korine, Smash Mouth
Season 5 - Episode 31
WCBS-TV presents a skit about a pancake that looks like Paul. Later, Robert Pastorelli promotes his new drama ""Cracker.""

Mariah Carey, Anthony Clark
Season 5 - Episode 32
Dave shows (bogus) footage of businessmen jumping out of windows on Wall Street; we take a look at ""What Dave Did with the Extra Hour from ...

Maria Martiromo, Penn & Teller, Amy Grant
Season 5 - Episode 33
Following yesterday's sell-off on Wall Street, Dave shows footage of deceased stockbrokers ascending back through windows after today's mark...

Ellen Barkin, Bobby Bonilla, Angelo Massagli
Season 5 - Episode 34
Biff plays ""Let's Scare the Crap Out of Rupert Jee,"" while Dave interviews Bobby Bonilla of the World Series Champion Florida Marlins.

Kid Scientists, David Hyde Pierce, Andy Greene
Season 5 - Episode 35
Lee Marek helps Dave out with a sextet of Kid Scientists.

Stupid Human Tricks, Naomi Campbell, Bobby Brown
Season 5 - Episode 36
In honor of the new movie ""Boogie Nights,"" Dave shows bogus clips of Paul and Nadine Hennelly in 70's-era porno films. Meanwhile, Tony im...

John Travolta, Cybill Shepard, Kuznetsov Troupe
Season 5 - Episode 37
Dave shows a picture of production associate Tara Callahan, who ran in the New York Marathon; John Travolta plugs Face-Off; Martin Short app...

Danny Aiello, Helena Bonham Carter, Mandy & Dora Lee Patinkin
Season 5 - Episode 38
1997: We go to Joe G.'s in search of a political candidate, and we find an unsuspecting patron named Lee Holt. Later in the show, Lee becom...

Sarah Ferguson, Kelly McGillis, Leann Rimes
Season 5 - Episode 39
Dave, Paul, Alan, Calvert, and Anton (as ""Buddy"") star in ""Late Show: The Movie."" Also, Rudy Guiliani (poorly) disguises himself as a a...

Harry Connick Jr., Pamela Lee
Season 5 - Episode 40
Dave shows a fake ad for a PBS documentary about the band KISS. Later, a lady in the audience who Dave accidentally threw a blue card near ...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Heather Matarazzo, B.B. King & Tracy Chapman
Season 5 - Episode 41
Casey Kasem introduces the ""Late Show Chair of Mystery."" Also, BB King and Tracy Chapman perform a soulful duet.

Wesley Snipes, Naomi Judd, Martina Hingis
Season 5 - Episode 42
""Master Mentalist"" Pat Farmer does a demonstration on Kenny Sheehan; singer-restaurateur Naomi Judd cooks a family recipe for Dave.

Claire Danes, Michelle Kwan, Lorrie Morgan
Season 5 - Episode 43
Dave makes a bad phone call for an audience member, then comments on Marv Albert's legal troubles.

Marv Albert, Daniel Scribner & Tylin Hall, John Fogerty
Season 5 - Episode 44
The greatest six minutes in Late Show history: When the Top Ten card is missing, Dave runs out of the theater, is hit by a cab, runs into Al...

Bill Murray, Alison Eastwood, Matchbox 20
Season 5 - Episode 45
Live from the Edwards Air Force Base, Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton race to earn the title of ""World's Fastest Movie Star."" Also, B...

Don Rickles, Heather Graham, Lou Reed
Season 5 - Episode 46
During Mailbag, Gerard performs a Broadway-style number about the possibility of him getting fired. Also, Heather Graham plugs ""Boogie Nig...

Richard Simmons, Venus Williams, Wynonna
Season 5 - Episode 47
Dave plugs the new CD ""Live on Letterman,"" then goes door-to-door offering to rake leaves.

Tom Arnold, Kordell Stewart, Elvis Costello
Season 5 - Episode 48
It's another ""Quarterback Challenge"" as Pittsburgh Steelers field general Kordell Stewart and Dave aim footballs at a water tower across t...

Sigourney Weaver, David Brenner, Trischa Yearwood
Season 5 - Episode 49
Dave (supposedly) calls the Butterball Turkey Handling Hotline, while two mailmen (Leonard and Gerard) present a U.S. Post Office-sanctioned...

Danny DeVito, Sarah Michelle Gellar
Season 5 - Episode 50
Tony Mendez interrupts Dave, pointing out that he's missing a cue card. It turns out it was with Tony Randall all along.

Kirstie Alley, Luke Perry, Shengyang Acrobats
Season 5 - Episode 51
Dave shows a (bogus) ad for a Clinton phone sex hotline, while Kirstie Alley plugs ""Veronica's Closet.""

John Cusak, Natalie Portman, Stomp with Bill Irwin
Season 5 - Episode 52
Paul leaves the show to hosts his own spinoff chatfest; comedian Bill Irwin; the cast of ""Stomp"" performs.

Kids Tell Jokes, Marisa Tomei, James Taylor
Season 5 - Episode 53
Dave brings in cab driver Carlos Andrede, who becomes the master of ceremonies in the hastily-produced ""Carlos Andrede Thanksgiving Day Par...

Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Joost Elffers
Season 5 - Episode 54
A high school marching band from Memphis storms through the audience after ""Know Your Current Events.""

Kevin Spacey, Art Donovan, Wallflowers
Season 5 - Episode 55
It's time for another call to Dave's mom to play ""Guess the Pies""; tonight, she's baked coconut butterscotch pecan pie and cherry pie as w...

Jon Stewart, John Witherspoon, Days of the New
Season 5 - Episode 56
During Mailbag, Dave bags groceries. Also, in spoof of those high-related FOX specials, Dave and Paul reveal one of the magician's secrets.

Courteney Cox, Peyton Manning, Shania Twain
Season 5 - Episode 57
Grover Washington, Jr. sits in; Dave shows a Sing and Snore Ernie that he bought yesterday, and it's head tragically comes off with blood gu...

Helen Hunt, Terrell Davis, Chumbawamba
Season 5 - Episode 58

Sir Anthony Hopkins, Eric Lindros, Enya
Season 5 - Episode 59

Nathan Lane, Hazelle Goodman, Mitch Fatel
Season 5 - Episode 60
The outside cam reveals Buddy (Bill Clinton's dog) trying to get inside Hooters. Also, Nathan Lane sings a brief song about Hanukkah.

Alex D Linz, Jerry O'Connell, Bryan Adams
Season 5 - Episode 61
During Mailbag, Dave and Paul give birth to septuplets. Also, child actor Alex D. Linz plugs ""Home Alone 3.""

Kevin Costner, Tyra Banks, Nina & Nickolai
Season 5 - Episode 62
Dave and Tony go to Giants Stadium so Tony can be a kicker, with a little help from Giants coach Jim Fassel, plus kickers Brad Daluiso and D...

Pam Grier, Tom Everett Scott, James Brown
Season 5 - Episode 63
A plastic Statue of Liberty, a giant meatball, and a pile of bagels are placed on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree. Later in the show, a...

Greg Kinnear, Djimon Hounsou, Ben Folds Five
Season 5 - Episode 64
Dave annoys Paul with his impersonation of John Wayne speaking French: ""Bonjour, mon ami.""

Leslie Nelson, Michelle Yeoh, Hanson
Season 5 - Episode 65
Dave shows a (bogus) clip of him as a 50's-era child actor, while Biff receives Foster's Lager ® from an Australian audience member.

Pierce Brosnan, Lou Holtz
Season 5 - Episode 66
""James Bond"" (Tom Manino) comes up from the audience at Dave's insistance. Later in the show, Pierce Bronson and his doppleganger go one-...

Joan Lunden, Angelo Massaglini, G. Love with Special Sauce & Dr. John
Season 5 - Episode 67
In honor of the week's top-grossing film, Titanic, the stage floods with water. Also, Rupert introduces ""Rudolph, the Littlest Reindeer.""

Terry Bradshaw, Billy Zane, Darlene Love
Season 5 - Episode 68
It's ""Holiday Tradition Night"" on the Late Show: Another Darlene Love/Bette Sussman performance of ""Christmas (Baby Please Come Home),"" ...

Quentin Tarantino, Anne Heche, Kenny Wayne Shepard Band
Season 5 - Episode 69
During Mailbag, ""The Biff Henderson Celebrity Telephone Interview"" interrogates a man claiming to be Dick Clark. Later in the show, durin...

Bridget Fonda, Matt Damon, Allan Harvey
Season 5 - Episode 70
David Sanborn sits in; Ms. Markey's kindergarten kids in Bowie, MD each write an essay titled ""If I Could Have One Wish""; Bridget Fonda pr...

Marilu Henner, Leila Kenzle, George Miller
Season 5 - Episode 71
Dave talks about his plans for New Year's.

Samuel L. Jackson, Howie Long, Louie C.K.
Season 5 - Episode 72
Like he does every year, Dave regales us with another one of his far-fetched New Year's stories. After Leon Pendarvis brings him down to ea...

Tom Brokaw, Tobey Maquire, Fiona Apple
Season 5 - Episode 73
Leon's still here; a customer from Joe G's stars in the quickie movie ""Titanic: Death Boat ‘98""; the outside-cam reveals radioactive ste...

Norm MacDonald, Peta Wilson, Streb
Season 5 - Episode 74
Recently deposed ""Weekend Update"" anchorman Norm MacDonald vents his anger to Dave; daredevil dance group Streb performs.

Minnie Driver, Paul Simon, Cast of The Capeman
Season 5 - Episode 75
Marc Anthony and the Broadway cast members perform a song from Paul Simon's new musical ""The Capeman.""

Penelope Ann Miller, Terry Pledger, Collective Soul
Season 5 - Episode 76
CBS Mailbag: Chris Schmitt of Ottawa, Kansas asks why Biff has a scowl on his face. Biff comes onstage as a lobster is hooked on his backsid...

Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham
Season 5 - Episode 77
Mick Fleetwood sits in, and later he plays drums for tonight's musical guests, fellow Fleetwood Mac members Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Bucking...

Bill Pullman, Jim Breuer, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham
Season 5 - Episode 78
Mick Fleetwood sits in again, now joined by pianist Allen Toussaint. Also, tonight's ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" is a surprising di...

Peter O'Toole, Martin Scorcese
Season 5 - Episode 79
""Dave Sucks"" is spray-painted onto the World Trade Center, while ""The Masked Magician"" (Pat Farmer) performs a dangerous trick on Kenny ...

Kenneth Branagh, Spice Girls, Jim Nantz
Season 5 - Episode 80
Biff has hot towels for the audience, while the Spice Girls perform ""Stop.""

Ben Stiller, Sandra Bernhard, Jars of Clay
Season 5 - Episode 81
Mailbag: Biff stars in the Swedish sitcom knockoff ""Mjørk and Minde."" Also, famed session keyboardist Chuck Leavell sits in.

Michael Isikoff, Sarah Ferguson
Season 5 - Episode 82
Dave finds three girls in the audience that have never slept with President Clinton; Bob Borden covers the Super Bowl, so Dave implies that ...

Robert Duvall, Kennedy, Emmylou Harris
Season 5 - Episode 83
Dave brings out his top intern Duane, who might be a Chippendale dancer on the side. Also, Dave complains about Late Show knockoffs and sho...

Michael Keaton, Brian Williams, Blues Traveller
Season 5 - Episode 84
John Popper sits in; Dave does the first of his many all-Clinton monologues.

David Spade, Justin Miller, Jeff Garlin
Season 5 - Episode 85
Ruth Brown sits in, while Dave makes crepes with child cooking prodigy Justin Miller.

Ethan Hawke, Merrill Markoe
Season 5 - Episode 86
Paul performs a song promoting Tom Selleck's appearance next week, while Dave and Merrill Markoe pretend to flirt.

Tom Arnold, Steve Forbes, Jake Johannsen
Season 5 - Episode 87
Throughout the week, guitarist Mike Campbell fills in for Felicia, who has the flu; Dave mentions that yesterday was the sixteenth anniversa...

John Goodman, Mitch Hedberg, Jeff Gordon
Season 5 - Episode 88
Anton introduced as Prince Randusi of Senegal; Mike Campbell is still here; ten interns present the Top Ten; John Goodman shows a clip of hi...

Dan Akroyd, Naomi Campbell, Duncan Sheik
Season 5 - Episode 89
Dan Aykroyd promotes Blues Brothers 2000, which, might I add, co-stars Paul Shaffer. Also, Duncan Sheik performs ""Everyone, Everywhere.""

Dan Rather, Honeymoon the pig, Cast of Ragtime
Season 5 - Episode 90
Dave chats Pam Amba and ""Honeymoon,"" the pig that saved her life.

Drew Barrymore, Shania Twain
Season 5 - Episode 91
It's the opening of the Winter Olympics, so Dave announces miniature Ski-Jumping Dogs in the backdrop. Also, live via satellite, Dave chats ...

Richard Simmons, John Elway
Season 5 - Episode 92
Throughout the night, ski-jumping dogs perform in the backdrop; Felicia returns; Dorothy Letterman makes her first report from Nagano.

Bill Cosby, Blues Brothers
Season 5 - Episode 93
Remote: Dave goes door-to-door in New Jersey again, this time to ask about the Winter Olympics. Also, to promote their new film, the reunit...

Stupid Human Tricks, Cindy Crawford, Jonny Moseley
Season 5 - Episode 94
Jonny ""Big Air"" Moseley, Gold-medal winner for Mogul Skiing, shows off the large pieces of whitebread being served to the American Olympia...

Adam Sandler, Jack Hanna
Season 5 - Episode 95
While playing ""Know Your Current Events,"" a soon-to-be unemployed stewardess for United Airlines tells Dave, ""Passengers are our worst en...

Bruce Willis, LeAnn Rimes & Bryan White
Season 5 - Episode 96
Live via satellite, it's Dave's mom at the Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan, where she introduces a skiing monkey. She also presents the To...

Heather Locklear, Tom Selleck
Season 5 - Episode 97
Live via satellite in Nagano, Japan: Dorothy's feeling under the weather, Biff and his wife Carolyn chat with Winter Olympic athletes. Also...

Mike Myers, Paula Cole
Season 5 - Episode 98
Mike Myers chats with (live via satellite) his mother, while Dorothy interrogates Picabo Street.

Nathan Lane, Bingo Granny
Season 5 - Episode 99
Regis, Paul, Mujibur and Sirajul help Dave learn how to skate a la Kristi Yamiguchi, while Dave and Jerry Foley observe and interview ""Futu...

Bob Dole, Marilyn Manson
Season 5 - Episode 100
Almost halfway into the show, Dave suddenly leaves and gets into a cab that drives to Mexico, then San Francisco. Dave then boats across the...

Stupid Pet Tricks, Jonny Moseley
Season 5 - Episode 101
In ""Day in New York City with Olympic Judges,"" the one female judge gives Dave's performance in bed a 2.8; during Stupid Pet Tricks, Biff ...

Jeff Bridges, Nikki Stone, John Fogerty
Season 5 - Episode 102
Paul Newman drops by to annoy Dave; outtakes from last week's ""Olympic Hopefuls"" piece are shown; Dave persuades a less-than-homesick Doro...

Kelsey Grammer, Sarah Tueting & Cammi Granato, Sarah McLachlan
Season 5 - Episode 103
Dave points out that Rob Burnett made a cameo on last night's episode of Cosby; the editors of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue reveal ...

Susan Sarandon, Eric Bergoust, Aretha Franklin
Season 5 - Episode 104
David ""Fathead"" Newman sits in on sax; Bob Borden reports from the Grammys; Dave shows an ad for ""Saddam's Beret Bazaar.""

David Schwimmer, Chris Witty, Shawn Colvin
Season 5 - Episode 105

Kate Winslet, Tara Lipinski, Ray Romano
Season 5 - Episode 106

Patrick Stewart, Frank Urbancic, Joan Cusak
Season 5 - Episode 107
As usual, Dave cheats in his annual competition with the World Grocery Bagging Champion. This years' sucker: Frank Urbancic. Also, Dave show...

Kid Scientists, Gabriel Byrne, Richie Sambora
Season 5 - Episode 108
In the latest ""Kid Scientists"" segment, Lee Marek and his prodigies demonstrate the concept of heat. Also, Richie Sambora performs ""All ...

Helena Bonham Carter, Peter Fonda, Loreena McKennitt
Season 5 - Episode 109
Biff's latest celebrity interview involves a fat, bald guy claiming to be Leonardo DiCaprio.

Siskel & Ebert, Karl Malone, Mark Chesnutt
Season 5 - Episode 110
Gerard hosts ""The Making of the Top Ten,"" a short documentary that reveals more about the writers' animosity towards Dave than the comedy ...

Norm MacDonald, Richie Stachowski
Season 5 - Episode 111
Mailbag: Dave and his bodyguard (Bill DeLace) have a falling out. Also, Dave chats with 12-year-old inventor/entrepreneur Richie Stachowski...

Emma Thompson, Alex Zanardi, Willie Nelson & Emmylou Harris
Season 5 - Episode 112
Dave wears glasses for the duration of the show (a sign of things to come); Sean Pelton fills in for Anton, whom Dave dubs ""Anton Zippy Sti...

John Travolta, Jack Johnson, The Chieftains
Season 5 - Episode 113
It looks at first like the studio is being filled with green beer, but it turns out that one of the camera lenses have been tinted; ""Leonar...

Bill Murray, Eddie Izzard, Gheorge Meuresun
Season 5 - Episode 114

Dennis Hopper, Robert Klein, Patricia Heaton
Season 5 - Episode 115

Charles Grodin, Edward Burns, Marcy Playground
Season 5 - Episode 116
Dave shows a (bogus) ad for British Airways that is bursting with disclaimers; Laurie Diamond milks a cow backstage; another edition of ""Pl...

Dolly Parton, Bob Hoskins
Season 5 - Episode 117
Biff hangs with the New York Yankees during Spring Training, while everybody in the audience gets free tickets to fly on British Airways.

Al Franken, Lauren Holly, Ani DiFranco
Season 5 - Episode 118
Paul is introduced as ""Ramone Conde""; Dave introduces Mishi, the world record holder for smallest man alive, and later Mishi holds a kitty...

Evander Holyfield, Joseph Loveland, Michael Moore
Season 5 - Episode 119
Paul is introduced as Al Roker; throughout the night, Pat Farmer throws basketballs from the roof and into a bathtub on 53rd Street; Dave co...

Don Rickles, Mimi Rogers, Steve Miller
Season 5 - Episode 120
Biff reports on Yankees Spring Training, where he follows/stalks Paul O'Neill. Also, Steve Miller performs ""Fly Like An Eagle.""

Alec Baldwin, Heather Graham, Barenaked Ladies
Season 5 - Episode 121
Paul is introduced as Cubby O'Brien; Heather Graham meets The Guy on Fire; Alec Baldwin helps Heather in a weird April Fool's gag in which t...

Tom Brokaw, Ice Cube, Natalie Imbruglia
Season 5 - Episode 122
Bruce Willis is live via satellite in Idaho from the set of his upcoming film ""Breakfast of Champions."" All night long he's inside a telev...

Tom Hanks, Matt Medenweldt, Scott Weiland
Season 5 - Episode 123
Tom Hanks interrupts the monologue because he and Dave are dressed alike; throughout the night, spelling bee champ Edmund Gillette stands ne...

Matt LeBlanc, Natasha Henstridge, The Lynns
Season 5 - Episode 124
Dave appears in student films as a side income, while Bob Borden runs throughout the city searching for Leonardo DiCaprio.

Quentin Tarantino, Steven Weber, Clint Black
Season 5 - Episode 125
Clint Black sits in; Dave comments on the hot new drug Viagra, then shows a bogus ad for The Teletubbies.

James Belushi, Lacey Chabert, Robbie Robertson
Season 5 - Episode 126
Throughout the night, Bob Borden tries to set off car alarms directly outside the theater; Dave announces that The Guy on Fire is willing to...

Val Kilmer, Jimmie Walker, cast of Cabaret
Season 5 - Episode 127
After mentioning a minor disagreement from earlier today, Dave announces his ""blood feud"" with director Jerry Foley; Mujibur and Sirajul a...

Billy Crystal, Hatty Jones, Tori Amos
Season 5 - Episode 128
During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks if Dave has any plans to air his show from the space shuttle. Somehow as a response, astronaut Buzz Aldri...

Gwyneth Paltrow, Harmony Korine, Wyclef Jean
Season 5 - Episode 129
Dave announces the birth of Jerry Foley's son; after showing footage from last year of Rob Burnett unwittingly scaring his young daughter in...

Claire Danes, George Miller, Matthew Ryan
Season 5 - Episode 130
The Guy Not on Fire announces that he is now available for commercials and endorsements, and later in the show he is seen in an ad for Sizzl...

Jason Alexander, Isabella Rossellini, Steve Earle
Season 5 - Episode 131
The Guy Not on Fire appears in his first paid ad (for Elite Computers); a chat with Jason Alexander is interrupted by another inane special ...

Ricki Lake, Vaughn Cordle, Rita Wilson
Season 5 - Episode 132
""Know Your Current Events"" is interrupted so that The Man Not on Fire can pitch the Biore® self-heating mask. Later in the show, Dave adm...

Jennifer Aniston, Jerry Springer, Al Green
Season 5 - Episode 133
Amongst the festivities of ""Chicago Night"": Jerry Springer's bouncers stand on opposite sides of the stage; The Man Not on Fire appears i...

Marisa Tomei, Ryan Leaf, Alana Davis
Season 5 - Episode 134
Dave persuades an audience member named Gary to shave off his beard; The man who was on fire, then wasn't and is now on fire again promotes ...

Jack Hanna, Ray Allen, Dave Matthews Band
Season 5 - Episode 135
Willie ""Blue Moon"" Watts sits in on pedal guitar; Dave announces that there have been some technical difficulties they may prevent Johnny ...

Patrick Swayze, Hugh Hefner
Season 5 - Episode 136
The latest roll call suggests that The Guy on Fire has officially sold out when he runs across the stage (in flames, of course) holding a si...

Gena Lee Nolan, Mark Wahlberg, Brian Regan
Season 5 - Episode 137
A monkey assumes power in the control room, while the Top Ten is interrupted by Antoine's Po' Boys and Deli spokesperson The Man on Fire.

Stupid Human Tricks, Norm MacDonald, Pearl Jam
Season 5 - Episode 138
Tonight's ""Stupid Human Tricks"": Richard Anthony of Ontario reaches back over his shoulder and gives himself a wedgie; John Rites of Nebra...

Elle MacPherson, Jon Favreau, Usher
Season 5 - Episode 139
Maynard Ferguson sits in again; Paul runs the Kentucky Derby; Dave shows a microphone plaque he got from the staff.

Donald Trump, Jayson Williams, Cast of Home Coming, Trisha Yearwood
Season 5 - Episode 140
The cast of the faux musical ""Homecoming"" performs a show-stopping number. Also, Trisha Yearwood performs ""Never Let You Go Again.""

Sally Field, Philip Bigler, Lyle Lovett
Season 5 - Episode 141
Biff tries out tobacco juice spin art; Dave shows a clip from last night's show in which he mixed up ""Viagra"" with ""Niagara""; Biff teach...

Matt Lauer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Green Day
Season 5 - Episode 142
Dave promotes his new talk show summer camp, while Green Day performs ""King for a Day.""

Marilu Henner, Jim Lovell
Season 5 - Episode 143
Biff goes to Texas to learn to be a cowboy, and to make tonight's audience (residents of Houston) feel more at home, Lyle Lovett shows up to...

Fran Drescher, Bob Berman, Faith Hill
Season 5 - Episode 144
Dave visits a group of sailors on the audience, and one of them does a push-up onstage; Dave shows the audience today's (bogus) edition of T...

Christopher Reeve, Hanson
Season 5 - Episode 145
Dave shows another bogus ""Family Circus"" cartoon; Paul is discovered cheering on Hanson with a small army of teenyboppers outside.

Warren Beatty, Wayne Knight, Bonnie Raitt
Season 5 - Episode 146
Dave notices the standby audience really has nothing to do, so makes them do a jigsaw puzzle. When they finish it at the end of the show, ...

Jim Breuer, Tara Lipinski, Foo Fighters
Season 5 - Episode 147
Dave gripes about the eight-minute late start for the show tonight due to golf coverage. Rapidly becoming despondent, he picks up a bottle ...

Richard Simmons, Beau Jaques and the Zydeco Highrollers
Season 5 - Episode 148
Continuing a sweeps period trend of having the audience represent a different city, Dave greets 700+ residents of New Orleans, Louisiana. K...

Matthew Broderick, David Wells, Natalie Merchant
Season 5 - Episode 149
The outside cam peers through the window of Dave's office to show the world a very hideous billboard promoting the sitcom Friends. Matthew ...

Sandra Bullock, Jeff Foxworthy, Cast of One Small Step
Season 5 - Episode 150
The outside cam returns to the Friends ad that Matthew Perry wrecked last night, and Dave explains why he shouldn't be sued; Rob Burnett dra...

Drew Carey, Scarlett Johannson, Soul Asylum
Season 5 - Episode 151
Biff reports from a Bulls-Pacers playoff game; teen actress Scarlett Johansson promotes The Horse Whisperer; Rob Burnett is dressed to the n...

Ted Danson, Mae Whitman, The Flatlanders
Season 5 - Episode 152
A hairstylist that appeared in tonight's ""Know Your Current Events"" cuts Dave's hair for twenty bucks. He later gives her a $1000 tip.

Harry Connick, Jr., Hank Azaria
Season 5 - Episode 153
A parody of VH-1's ""Behind the Music"" features Paul Shaffer's rise and fall and rise again, with testimonials from Kris Kristofferson, Edd...

John Goodman, Esther Canadas, Sarah McLachlan
Season 5 - Episode 154
Dave updates his map of the various locales in which he has received speeding tickets; Dave mentions that the son of Dave Dorsett was select...

Norm MacDonald, Jacques Villeneuve, Randy Travis
Season 5 - Episode 155
All night long, animals lick the camera lens. Included are a pot-bellied pig, lemur, a skunk, a miniature horse, and a guy dressed as a cat ...

Sarah Jessica Parker, Bill Bradley, Chase Butrell
Season 5 - Episode 156
Sarah Jessica Parker promotes her new HBO comedy Sex and the City, while ""Paul Shaffer's Chair of Mystery"" reveals the uglier side of Juli...

Evander Holyfield, Laura Linney, Fastball
Season 5 - Episode 157
After being bumped the last two nights, Late Show intern Jeremy Weiner finally gets his moment in the sun in ""Dave Hangs with Interns,"" a ...

George Carlin, Bob Saget, Emmylou Harris, Indigo Girls, Luscious Jackson, Rebekah
Season 5 - Episode 158
Live via satellite at the Beverly Hills Hotel in sunny Southern California, Walter Matthau gets a haircut. Also, Luscious Jackson, Emmylou H...

Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo
Season 5 - Episode 159
Tonight's remote: Delivery guys deliver stuff to Dave's ""apartment"" in Flushing Meadows; items include a tree, a clown, beer, a sofa, a TV...

Bill Cosby, Andy Dick
Season 5 - Episode 160
Dave tries to call Merv Griffin, but ends up chatting with his clueless receptionist; Dave shows a subpoena caddy he claims Martha Stewart m...

Bob Newhart, Nicole Sullivan, Wendy Liebman
Season 5 - Episode 161

Harrison Ford, Dane Cook
Season 5 - Episode 162
A Starbucks is opened inside the band section, while actor-comedian Dane Cook makes his television stand-up debut.

Charles Grodin, Paul Rodriguez
Season 5 - Episode 163
Dave obsesses over some new words in the Merriam Webster Dictionary, and then reads definitions from an advance copy to the audience.

Naomi Campbell, Luke Buchheit, Sinead O'Connor
Season 5 - Episode 164
Live from the Beverly Hills Hilton, Casey Kasem arm wrestles bellhops; Dave and Tony look for the best steak restaurant in NYC; Dave chats w...

David Duchovny, Stevie Nicks
Season 5 - Episode 165
The outside cam reveals the long line of people waiting with anticipation to see the next ""Charts and Graphs"" segment on June 30. Also, D...

Ellen Barkin, Jeff Altman, Sonic Youth
Season 5 - Episode 166
An audience member walks out in disgust when Dave reminds everyone that the next ""Charts & Graphs"" segment in not for another two weeks. ...

Sam Donaldson, Gloria Reuben, Babyface & Des'ree
Season 5 - Episode 167
Dave promotes the overhauled Late Show site, while Tony Randall brags about having a baby (his second) at age 78 with his own Top Ten list.

Anthony Edwards, George Miller, Sean Lennon
Season 5 - Episode 168
Overexcited soccer commentator Andres Cantor presents the Top Ten; Sean Lennon performs ""Home.""

Piedmont Bird Callers, George Clooney, Steve Yzerman
Season 5 - Episode 169
The Piedmont Bird Callers, once a favored act on Johnny Carson's show, make their third-ever appearance on Letterman. Also, Dave chats with...

John McEnroe, The Pretenders
Season 5 - Episode 170
Al Norwood stirs Dave's coffee with the boom mike; Biff attempts to play the sax; Dave shows a clip of his supposed cameo in the ""X-Files""...

Jennifer Lopez, Chris Eigeman, Largo
Season 5 - Episode 171
Tony gives Dave the finger, while up-and-coming singer/actress Jennifer Lopez promotes Out of Sight.

Dennis Quaid, Chloe Sevigny, Grant Lee Buffalo
Season 5 - Episode 172
Inspired by watching an episode of Wall Street Week where the panelists sit at a coffee table, Dave asks Biff to ""host"" the guests in the ...

Mary Tyler Moore, Ron Eldard
Season 5 - Episode 173
Mailbag: Paul goes to desperate measures in order to get a raise, while Mujibur and Sirajul go on a wild goose chase for one of Dave's blue ...

Lisa Kudrow, Mike Piazza, Billy Bragg & Wilco
Season 5 - Episode 174
Throughout the night, Pat and Kenny throw stuff off the roof, including two 5-gallon water jugs, a pinball machine, twenty gallons of paint,...

Martha Anne Godwin, Kristen Johnston, Lucinda Williams
Season 5 - Episode 175
After several weeks of hype, hoopla, and anticipation, Dave finally does a ""Charts and Graphs"" segment; Dave claims that there's a webcam ...

Tom Brokaw, Steve Zahn, The Hummingbirds with Stevie Wonder & Paul Simon
Season 5 - Episode 176
Thinking that it's robbing him of half of his audience, Dave shows phony clips of the X-Games competition being aired on cable; The Dixie Hu...

Ben Stiller, Hatty Jones, Spice Girls
Season 5 - Episode 177
In honor of Independence Day, Biff does a report from Colonial Williamsburg; Ben Stiller promotes There's Something About Mary; The Spice Gi...

The Beltway Bunch, Stupid Pet Tricks, Bob Dole
Season 5 - Episode 178
During Mailbag, various staffers show the audience their baby pictures; Dave introduces a musical comedy troupe called ""The Beltway Bunch""...

Don Rickles, Matt Drudge, Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Season 5 - Episode 179
Dave points out an audience member that resembles Rupert; Dave gives a little league baseball team a pep talk; Cherry Poppin' Daddies perfor...

Matt Dillon, Daniel Boulud, Arj Barker
Season 5 - Episode 180
Soul singer Chuck Jackson sits in; Dave shows the audience what a laugh track looks like; the audience is forced to sit through another edit...

Antonio Banderas, Chris Elliot
Season 5 - Episode 181
Some guy in a kimono sits in with the band; in honor of Antonio Banderas' new movie, Rob doodles on a legal pad to show what Dave would look...

Anthony Hopkins, Cowboy Junkies
Season 5 - Episode 182
Know Your Current Events: the husband of one of tonight's contestants volunteers to be put to sleep by hypnotist Dr. Neil Cavey. Feeling an...

Gabriel Byrne, John Witherspoon, Tricky & P.J. Harvey
Season 5 - Episode 183
The ""Top Ten Cool Ways the Government Could Spend $63 Billion"" is followed by an investigation by WCBS reporter David Diaz, who scrutinize...

James Caan, Buck O'Neil, Lenny Kravitz
Season 5 - Episode 184
Live out on the street, we see the traffic ""congestion"" created by New York hosting the Goodwill Games; Dave changes his tie midway throug...

Janet Jackson, Scott Farrell, Nanci Griffith
Season 5 - Episode 185
In the latest roll call, Dave signs ""Zorro"" (Anton), an audience member with an enormous cold sore, and ""Lynette the Late Show Opera Sing...

Tony Danza, Peter Farrelly, Brian Wilson
Season 5 - Episode 186
Biff stands on the sidewalk in 95 degree heat as he tries to determine once again whether a Popsicle® or a Fudgesicle® will melt faster; aro...

Marilu Henner, Gloria Estefan
Season 5 - Episode 187
Biff visits Branson, Missouri, while Marilu Henner unsuccessfully tries to persuade Dave into doing some calisthenics.

Pauly Shore, Pam Grier, Natalie Imbruglia
Season 5 - Episode 188
A new feature debuts, as Dave announces #3 on the Top Ten List at the start of the show; Mujibur and Sirajul lose their virginity on an inte...

Jenny McCarthy, Adam Arkin, Tori Amos
Season 5 - Episode 189
Dave has a lengthy discourse on an article he read in Martha Stewart Living; ""Late Show Meteorologist"" Skip Hopson reports from 53rd Stree...

Kids with animals, Gary Sinise, Goo Goo Dolls
Season 5 - Episode 190
A softball game between Late Show staffers and the cast of Miss Saigon is rigged by Dave; Anton goes into ""Buddy Rich, Jr."" mode and perfo...

Yasmine Bleeth, David Brenner, Barenaked Ladies
Season 5 - Episode 191
Dave shows a personal ad from the Washington Post that looks like it was written by President Clinton; Alan fantasizes about waffles; Paul s...

Samuel L. Jackson, Jenni, Smashing Pumpkins
Season 5 - Episode 192
Dave chats with Jennifer Ringley, the Seattle-based college student best known for operating the voyeuristic website JenniCAM.

Jamie Lee Curtis, George Freestone
Season 5 - Episode 193
Dave points out an audience member who looks like Kenny Rogers; during ""Late Show en espanol,"" Tony walks out in a suit and bad wig and do...

Drew Barrymore, Dee Dee Meyers, The Verve
Season 5 - Episode 194
During a segment in which he shows real and doctored Clinton and Gore news articles, Dave announces that his pants are too tight.

Noyz Boyz, Nathan Lane, Boy George & Culture Club
Season 5 - Episode 195
Paul and Anton Fig participate in a game called ""Average Television Viewer vs. Late Show Television Viewer.""

Penn & Teller, French Stewart, Wynton Marsalis
Season 5 - Episode 196
During the annual ""New for Summer"" segment, Mujibur and Sirajul are declared ""Late Show Prom King and Queen."" Later, Penn and Teller pe...

Jerry Seinfeld, Hunter Scott
Season 5 - Episode 197
Dave feels highly suspect of the audience's intelligence during ""Know Your Current Events""; John Popper sits in with the band; Dave chats ...

Tom Arnold, Doris Roberts, Blues Traveler
Season 5 - Episode 198
John Popper is still sitting in with the band, while Doris Roberts promotes ""Everybody Loves Raymond.""

Leslie Nielsen, David Roth, Teresa Witherspoon
Season 5 - Episode 199
Biff goes outside to annoy people with a bullhorn. Later, Dave meets David Roth, a noted coin magician.

Kevin Spacey, Bobby Rahal, Harvey Danger
Season 5 - Episode 200
Throughout the show, stockbrokers jump out of a fifth-story window.

Ray Liotta, Sela Ward, Liz Phair
Season 5 - Episode 201
""Riverdance"" performs live via telephone from Cincinnati. Later, Liz Phair promotes her new album, ""WhiteChocolateSpaceEgg.""

Angela Basset, Pete Townshend
Season 5 - Episode 202
Paul and somebody named ""Mary Beth"" host a spoof of ""Regis & Kathie Lee"" with Inky Mendez playing Gelman. Regis suddenly pops out of th...

Wesley Snipes, Robert Klein
Season 5 - Episode 203
Wesley Snipes promotes the movie ""Spawn.""