Late Show with David Letterman - Season 3

Run Time: 63 mins
Air Date: Mon, 4 Sept 1995
Average Rating: ⭐ 6.3 (149 votes)
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Show #0440
Season 3 - Episode 1
Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list).

Show #0441
Season 3 - Episode 2
Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surrou...

Show #0442
Season 3 - Episode 3
Charlton Heston plays ""Dave's Boss"" and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes ""The Usual Suspects.""

Show #0443
Season 3 - Episode 4
Amongst the ""Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:"" Stuff found in ZZ Top's beards, a guitar made of David Crosby's old liver, a...

Show #0444
Season 3 - Episode 5
Wesley Snipes promotes ""Money Train,"" then strips to a dress.

Show #0445
Season 3 - Episode 6
A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: ""Now it's really hard to believe ...

Show #0446
Season 3 - Episode 7
The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list.

Show #0447
Season 3 - Episode 8
While promoting the movie ""Showgirls,"" star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance.

Show #0448
Season 3 - Episode 9
Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult.

Show #0449
Season 3 - Episode 10
During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings ""Lactose Intolerant."" Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance.

Show #0450
Season 3 - Episode 11
Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including ""Miss Peanut"" and ""Miss South Carolina Tobacco"") walk across the stag...

Show #0451
Season 3 - Episode 12
Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes ""Ned & Stacey""; Dave juggles...

Show #0452
Season 3 - Episode 13
Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back.

Show #0453
Season 3 - Episode 14
Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while ""Friends"" star Courtney Cox launches the ""Donutapult 2000.""

Show #0454
Season 3 - Episode 15
Eddie Jamison (the guy who said ""I Love You, Man!"" in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the ba...

Show #0455
Season 3 - Episode 16
Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave c...

Show #0456
Season 3 - Episode 17
Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom.

Show #0457
Season 3 - Episode 18
13 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they're serenaded by Mel Torme.

Show #0458
Season 3 - Episode 19
1995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes,...

Show #0459
Season 3 - Episode 20
Dave introduces ""The Donutapult 2000+,"" which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into ""The M...

Show #0460
Season 3 - Episode 21
Amongst the latest ""Back-to-School Items:"" Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunc...

Show #0461
Season 3 - Episode 22
The cast and crew explains why they're glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes ""Safe.""

Show #0462
Season 3 - Episode 23
Pete Fatovich, ""Creepy Dave,"" and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat.

Show #0463
Season 3 - Episode 24
Dave's ""younger brother Carl"" sits in on violin; Dave thinks he's on a caffeine buzz.

Show #0464
Season 3 - Episode 25

Show #0465
Season 3 - Episode 26
Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find thei...

Show #0466
Season 3 - Episode 27
Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for gu...

Show #0467
Season 3 - Episode 28
Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son's run for...

Show #0468
Season 3 - Episode 29
During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat.

Show #0469
Season 3 - Episode 30
Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves...

Show #0470
Season 3 - Episode 31
Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong index card. He leaves the studio to search for the correct card and...

Show #0471
Season 3 - Episode 32
Throughout the show, The ""Jimmy Letterman Singers"" sing ""Jimmy."" Later in the show, Dave concedes: ""It sucks, it stinks, it blows; it ...

Show #0472
Season 3 - Episode 33
Throughout this year's World Series, kid reporter Sparky Mortimer has been making reports from the stadiums in Cleveland and Atlanta. Tonig...

Show #0473
Season 3 - Episode 34
During CBS Mailbag, Paul does a Johnny Carson impression. Later, Dave and Michael Rappaport lather up in order to use the CBS spa.

Show #0474
Season 3 - Episode 35
Dave and Paul recruit a guy named Moe from a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra puts together a music video about him. Later, Sparky Morti...

Show #0475
Season 3 - Episode 36
Upon returning to NYC, Dave gives Sparky a pat on the back for a job well done; Casey Kasem introduces Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across ...

Show #0476
Season 3 - Episode 37
A pumpkin launcher is demonstrated on 53rd Street, while The Pants Across America tour stops at St. Louis.

Show #0477
Season 3 - Episode 38
Casey Kasem and the Pants Across America tour reports from Mount Rushmore, while up and coming actress Claire Danes introduces one of her fa...

Show #0478
Season 3 - Episode 39
Carol Channing harasses Dave during CBS Mailbag; the tour hits the Grand Canyon.

Show #0479
Season 3 - Episode 40
Tonight on the ""Pants Across America"" tour, Casey Kasem is in Las Vegas, listening to an Elvis impersonator perform ""Burning Love.""

Show #0480
Season 3 - Episode 41

Show #0481
Season 3 - Episode 42
Television City Studios, Day 2: Danny DeVito and Dave get into the stage pool and have a water fight. Meanwhile, Tony Mendez continues his c...

Show #0482
Season 3 - Episode 43
From Los Angeles: Alka Seltzer® is inserted into the backdrop pool; Demi Moore presents ""The Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names;"" Green ...

Show #0483
Season 3 - Episode 44
Red Hot Chili Peppers – ""My Friends""

Show #0484
Season 3 - Episode 45

Show #0485
Season 3 - Episode 46
Biff interrupts Dave's opening remarks and asks for water. Out runs NYC marathon winner German Silva with his drink. Later, Bill Murray cook...

Show #0486
Season 3 - Episode 47
Dave uses the speaker phone to get someone to bring him pizza. Later, thirty folks show up with boxes, and slices are handed out to the audi...

Show #0487
Season 3 - Episode 48
Elton John promotes and sings two songs from his latest album, ""Made In England.""

Show #0488
Season 3 - Episode 49
An audience guy holds cue cards in place of Tony (he's sick), while Sean Penn promotes ""Dead Man Walking.""

Show #0489
Season 3 - Episode 50
The Presidents of the United States of America perform their breakthrough hit, ""Toad.""

Show #0490
Season 3 - Episode 51
Dave sends mailroom dude/budding diva Bob Borden to Washington as a White House correspondent.

Show #0491
Season 3 - Episode 52
Dave asks folks on the street (including a poorly disguised Michael J. Fox) what they think of the federal budget crisis; Bob Borden makes h...

Show #0492
Season 3 - Episode 53
Amongst what's ""New for the Holidays"": Gingerbread Rats, Howard Stern's book ""Miss America"" read by James Earl Jones, and Kreskin guessi...

Show #0493
Season 3 - Episode 54
Dave gives a turkey to a lady in the audience, then takes a turkey to the balcony with the help of a ladder; throughout the night, celebriti...

Show #0494
Season 3 - Episode 55
""Soup Nazi"" Ali ""Al"" Yeganeh passes out turkey chili to the audience.

Show #0495
Season 3 - Episode 56
In a sign of future legal trouble, Microsoft owner and multibillionaire Bill Gates tries to fix the Late Show Quiz Machine after it gets stu...

Show #0496
Season 3 - Episode 57
Dave has Paul sit down on the guest chair because it's his birthday. Soon afterwards, the outside cam reveals Dave buying Paul a birthday p...

Show #0497
Season 3 - Episode 58
Cold Opening: Dave and Creepy Dave go mano a mano in the green room. Also, Dave demonstrates one of the ""Top Ten Changes Westinghouse is P...

Show #0498
Season 3 - Episode 59
Steve Martin shows up a day early, and Dave can't get him offstage.

Show #0499
Season 3 - Episode 60
After showing a clip from his new movie Father of the Bride, Part 2 on a 16mm film projector, Steve Martin and Dave appear in ""The Making o...

Bob Hoskins, Martha Stewart, Al Green
Season 3 - Episode 61

Jean Claude Van Damme, Kirstin Dunst, Michael Bolton
Season 3 - Episode 62

Martin Short, Bev Tanner, The Dave Matthews Band
Season 3 - Episode 63
As a tribute to such beloved recurring segments such as ""The Man Under the Seats"" and ""The Fugitive Guy,"" Chris Elliott stars in a short...

Harrison Ford, Bonnie Hunt, Bruce Springsteen
Season 3 - Episode 64

Greg Kinnear, Janeane Garofalo, White Zombie
Season 3 - Episode 65

Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville
Season 3 - Episode 66

Jack Lemmon, Natalie Merchant
Season 3 - Episode 67

Howard Stern, Melissa Etheridge
Season 3 - Episode 68

Geena Davis, Goo Goo Dolls
Season 3 - Episode 69
After a video montage of the annual eggnog drinking from increasingly larger bowls, Dave and a model hop into a gigantic bowl of the liquid,...

Rosie O'Donnell, Mike Judge, Darlene Love
Season 3 - Episode 70

Stupid Human Tricks, Julianna Marguiles, Del Amitri
Season 3 - Episode 71

Mandy Patinkin, Terry Gilliam
Season 3 - Episode 72

Robin Williams, Lauren Hutton, Chris Isaak
Season 3 - Episode 73

Susan Sarandon, Drew Carey
Season 3 - Episode 74

Lisa Kudrow, Art Donovan, Blues Traveler
Season 3 - Episode 75

Chevy Chase, Marv Albert, Bruce Hornsby
Season 3 - Episode 76

Tom Brokaw, Greg Fitzsimmons, Faith Hill
Season 3 - Episode 77

Denis Leary, Bridget Hall, Toad the Wet Sprocket
Season 3 - Episode 78

Sam Neill, Itzhak Perlman
Season 3 - Episode 79

Pauly Shore, Ashley Judd
Season 3 - Episode 80

Sandra Bullock, Marlon Wayans, Laurence Tai
Season 3 - Episode 81

Jason Alexander, Elisabeth Shue
Season 3 - Episode 82

Tim Robbins, Justin Wilson, Martina McBride, Norm MacDonald
Season 3 - Episode 83

David Brenner, B.B. King
Season 3 - Episode 84

Mia Farrow, Martin Scorcese, Brandy
Season 3 - Episode 85

Don Rickles, Mary Stuart Masterson, Joe Ely & Todd Snider
Season 3 - Episode 86
CBS President Les Moonves (bogus) takes a moment to comment on Clinton's State of the Union address by singing ""Holding Out for a Hero."" ...

Matt Dillon, Reggie Miller, Pam Tillis
Season 3 - Episode 87
Sparky Mortimer makes another amusing -- albeit clumsy -- Super Bowl report; Dave chats with basketball star Reggie Miller.

Conan O'Brian, Mira Sorvino, Seven Mary Three
Season 3 - Episode 88

Richard Simmons, Christine Lahti, Nanci Griffith & the Crickets
Season 3 - Episode 89

Jay Thomas, Larry Miller
Season 3 - Episode 90

Elle MacPherson, David Spade, D'Angelo
Season 3 - Episode 91

Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam, Natalie Portman
Season 3 - Episode 92

Cybill Sheperd, Al Franken, Sati Achath
Season 3 - Episode 93

Jack Hanna, Tammy Faye Messner, Aimee Mann
Season 3 - Episode 94

Joan Collins, Robert Downey Jr., Jean Louisa Kelly
Season 3 - Episode 95

Chuck Norris, Samantha Mathis
Season 3 - Episode 96

Stupid Pet Tricks, Ray Liotta, Soul Asylum
Season 3 - Episode 97

Uma Thurman, Norm MacDonald, Ramones
Season 3 - Episode 98
Dave offers Liz Taylor a riding mower if she'll come on the show; clips from the HBO movie The Late Shift, which Dave calls ""satire;"" The ...

Chris Farley, Gin Blossoms, Joe & Mary Graziano
Season 3 - Episode 99

Adam Sandler, Jackie Chan, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Season 3 - Episode 100

Siskel & Ebert, Neil Diamond, Brandy (the dog)
Season 3 - Episode 101

Tom Arnold, Joan Allen, Lenny Kravitz
Season 3 - Episode 102

Teri Hatcher, Jon Stewart
Season 3 - Episode 103

Kathie Lee Gifford, Gillian Anderson, Cecilia Bartoli
Season 3 - Episode 104

Julia Roberts, James Brown
Season 3 - Episode 105

Larry King, Wynonna
Season 3 - Episode 106

Joan Lunden, Cheri Oteri, Lou Reed
Season 3 - Episode 107

Kid Inventors, Sherry Stringfield, Don Henley
Season 3 - Episode 108

Fran Drescher, Shania Twain, George Miller
Season 3 - Episode 109

Dennis Hopper, Dave Chapelle, Pete Droge
Season 3 - Episode 110

Susan Sarandon, Rob Schneider, Mike Dahm
Season 3 - Episode 111

Kelsey Grammer, Victoria Abril, Allman Brothers
Season 3 - Episode 112

Robin Williams, Patsy Kensit, Spacehog
Season 3 - Episode 113

Sarah Jessica Parker, Treat Williams, Cowboy Junkies
Season 3 - Episode 114
In mock tribute to HBO's ""The Late Shift,"" Dave throws baseballs at an archery target.

Nathan Lane, Steven Wright, Jann Arden
Season 3 - Episode 115

Stupid Human Tricks, Mira Sorvino, k.d. Lang
Season 3 - Episode 116

Dan Rather, Bonnie Hunt, The Tony Rich Project
Season 3 - Episode 117

Dana Carvey, Riverdance
Season 3 - Episode 118

Ricki Lake, William Shatner, Ray Romano
Season 3 - Episode 119
Dave mentions that in between show tapings, an audience guy named Anthony sang ""My Way"" from the balcony. During the taping of this episo...

Mandy Patinkin, Tea Leoni, Collective Soul
Season 3 - Episode 120
Dave stoically mentions that this will be the last night for the current set, and that it will be remodeled during the NCAA Tournament cover...

Barbara Walters, Halle Berry, Ray Charles
Season 3 - Episode 121
As the Ed Sullivan Theater is being renovated, Dave hosts his show from the lobby with only 60 folding chairs set up for the audience. Fire ...

Phil Hartman, Rose Hamburger, The Band
Season 3 - Episode 122
After a week of construction, the show's new ""Bridge"" set is unveiled. Dave quickly mentions that he ordered it from a catalog. Martha S...

George Foreman, Naomi Campbell, Tim McGraw
Season 3 - Episode 123
Dave has an extra joke in the monologue, so he and Tony take it over to Conan O'Brien at NBC. Meanwhile, George Foreman breaks a pinata at ...

Don Johnson, Michelle Kwan, No Doubt
Season 3 - Episode 124
Mailbag: Dave goes over to Yankee Stadium and steals home plate. Also, Dave chats with ""Cliff Sussman"" (Jay Johnson), the president of th...

Nick Turturro, Jenny McCarthy, Stone Temple Pilots
Season 3 - Episode 125
Dana Carvey drops by and receives a piece of the set; The Usual Suspects star Kevin Spacey presents the Top Ten live via satellite; Alan Kal...

Mary Tyler Moore, Anna Paquin, Mark Knopfler
Season 3 - Episode 126
Dave tricks young Oscar® winner Anna Paquin into getting in a magician's box, claiming he was going to show her a trick. Once he had her loc...

Bill Cosby, Anfernee Hardaway, Ray Wold
Season 3 - Episode 127
After Dave promises that the Quiz Machine will never be seen on the show again, he brings out the ""Flagstar 3000,"" a cheap cardboard facad...

Elle MacPherson, Hank Azaria, Cassandra Wilson
Season 3 - Episode 128
Anna Paquin returns to the show two days after the basketball challenge and donates her cash prize to charity. Also, Dave temporarily moves...

Bill Maher, Michael Lomanaco, Jackson Browne
Season 3 - Episode 129
CBS Mailbag: the Quiz Machine is destroyed (at last!) by a cab, while Tony Randall hides under Dave's desk to protect himself from the gover...

David Hyde Pierce, Scott Thompson, Pulp
Season 3 - Episode 130
Dave shows a clip of Marshall Sylver's infomercial, and throughout the night Dave attempts to hypnotize members of the staff. After Dave ac...

Robert Duvall, Amy Brenneman, Tori Amos
Season 3 - Episode 131
After miraculously surviving its attempted demise the previous week, the Quiz Machine is finally destroyed once and for all. Also, ten ball...

Tony Danza, Lucy Lawless, R. Kelly
Season 3 - Episode 132
Dave begins a new contest: The town that sends the most valuable gifts will be the new Top Ten Home Office. Two huge glass tanks are display...

Dan Aykroyd, Louis C.K., Sting
Season 3 - Episode 133

Luciano Pavarotti & Michael Bolton, David Schwimmer, Cynthia Rowley
Season 3 - Episode 134
The Home Office Competition continues: Added to Wahoo's tank is a pizza, a T-shirt, and a birdhouse, while Grand Rapids adds a garment bag; ...

Tom Brokaw, Blue, Rosanne Cash
Season 3 - Episode 135
Dave appears on the Times Square Jumbotron demanding presents; Dave and Fred Nigro go to Jersey to help with taxes, during which Dave recrui...

Joan Lunden, Nick Faldo, Jewel
Season 3 - Episode 136
An audience member assists in the debut of the Slatstar 2000, while Brett Butler presents the Top Ten.

Mia Farrow, Janeane Garofalo, Hootie & the Blowfish
Season 3 - Episode 137
Mia Farrow reveals that she's addicted to the internet. Carly Simon drops by in mid-interview, and later, both sit in with the CBS Orchestra...

Samuel Jackson, Jeff Altman, Los Lobos
Season 3 - Episode 138
Dave holds an impromptu auction, while Marshall Sylver hypnotizes more Late Show staffers.

Kids Telling Jokes, Chazz Palminteri, Celine Dion
Season 3 - Episode 139
Wahoo vs. Grand Rapids, Day 9: Wahoo sends two kids, Jeff and Josh Price, to sit in their glass tank. Grand Rapids loses further ground by s...

Dana Carvey, Robin Quivers, Afghan Wigs
Season 3 - Episode 140
In honor of the recent Sotheby's Auction that featured items once owned by John F. Kennedy, Biff comes stage on Jackie O's (alleged) riding ...

Regis Philbin, Dave's Mom, Peter Berg
Season 3 - Episode 141
Dorothy drops by to promote the cookbook that Dave's been plugging for the last two weeks, and she cooks him his favorite sandwich.

Barbara Walters, Anthony Clark, Van Morrison
Season 3 - Episode 142
At the end of the monologue, a guy dressed up as an Olympic runner bolts across the stage, and later he paces around the backdrop. Also, co...

Jeff Goldblum, James Carville, Brooks & Dunn
Season 3 - Episode 143
Tonight's ""What's On Other Channels"" segment includes ""Condom Testing,"" ""The Mexican Navy's New Battleship,"" and ""Tommy Lee-Pamela An...

John Malkovich, Jake Johannsen, Pete Townshend
Season 3 - Episode 144
Pat Farmer interrupts the monologue by walking in front of the camera; Marv Albert provides color commentary on tonight's CBS Mailbag; two g...

Rosie O'Donnell, Gwyneth Paltrow, Everclear
Season 3 - Episode 145
The Home Office Contest is over: Wahoo is now the official home office of the Top Ten List, decimating Grand Rapids from the get-go. Also, ...

Tom Hanks, Steve Young
Season 3 - Episode 146
The Late Show begins a week in San Francisco as Mayor Willie Brown interrupts the show throughout the hour by offering Dave the key to the c...

Paul Reiser, Jane Seymour, Keanu Reeves & Dogstar
Season 3 - Episode 147
Frisco, Day 2: Dave gives a bouquet to a 95-year-old lady in the audience; Dave and football great Joe Montana tour the city, where they end...

Stupid Pet Tricks, Dean Cain, Elvis Costello
Season 3 - Episode 148
Frisco, Day 3: Sheila E. and Pete Escovido sit in; Dave shows off the 49ers shower curtain he has in the dressing room; Dave orders Rupert t...

Eddie Murphy, Paul Doherty, Green Day
Season 3 - Episode 149
From San Francisco: Three audience members receive free hams and souvenir cue cards; Joe Satriani sits in; Dave tells the seals at Fisherman...

Don Johnson, Jeremiah Tower, Alice in Chains
Season 3 - Episode 150
Frisco, Day 5: The Alcatraz mock-up in the backdrop is subject to a jailbreak; Dave hangs out with a local hippie, thus introducing the worl...

Anjelica Huston, Paul Hogan, Natalie Merchant
Season 3 - Episode 151
Dave quizzes the audience on his week in San Francisco, during which Gene Siskel runs onstage looking for Roger Ebert. Later in the show, h...

Jon Stewart, Kirstin Dunst, Dog's Eye View
Season 3 - Episode 152
Manny the Hippie gives his first live remote from San Francisco, as Dave asks him to give periodic reviews on current movies. Tonight, he r...

Jeff Foxworthy, Flyball Dogs, Joan Osborne
Season 3 - Episode 153
Junior Brown sits in, and Dave tries on his very unique hat. Also, a guy dressed up as Ronald McDonald gives Dave the Top Ten, and later he...

Walter Cronkite, Harry Hill, Spin Doctors
Season 3 - Episode 154
During Mailbag, Tony sits in for Dave while Dave sits in for Alan saying ""letter number two,"" which leads into a question about lawn care;...

Helen Hunt, Dave Matthews Band
Season 3 - Episode 155
For no apparent reason, Dave orders Tony to take a taxi; Manny the Hippie presents the Top Ten; a dentist checks out a weird whistling noise...

Fran Drescher, Brian Regan, Joan Jett
Season 3 - Episode 156
Two audience guys go outside to monitor the temperature, and given their meteorological expertise, are ordered to stand next to a giant ther...

John Goodman, Norm MacDonald, Patty Loveless
Season 3 - Episode 157
It's time for a new game called ""May We Turn Your Pants into Shorts?"" Dave is the first to mutilate his slacks, and is followed by Paul, ...

Stupid Human Tricks, Brett Butler, Al Green
Season 3 - Episode 158
Dave shows a clip of his favorite moment from last night's show: Biff doing a quadruple take upon seeing Dave's slacks getting cut at the kn...

Leslie Nielsen, Daphne Zuniga, Bring in Da Funk
Season 3 - Episode 159
Dave's jacket is stain by coffee, so he throws it into the balcony; an ""unknown guest"" crashes the show; Leslie Nielsen promotes Spy Hard.

Kid Inventors, Dennis Quaid, Seven Mary Three
Season 3 - Episode 160
Dave and Conan O'Brien get ""Bob Dole Is Old"" jokes from the joke storeroom in the basement of the Ed Sullivan Theater. Also, Dave invites...

Martin Short, Jimmy Vassar, Bryan Adams
Season 3 - Episode 161
Live via satellite in San Francisco, Manny the Hippie reviews the film ""Spy Hard"": ""It's schwiggity schwag!"" Also, ""She Loves Me"" wee...

Nathan Lane, Daisy Fuentes, Mitch Fantel
Season 3 - Episode 162
Dave invites customers from the Roy Rogers restaurant across the street into the theater to be checked for ticks; Dr. Sam Merrick declares t...

Diana Ross, George Wallace
Season 3 - Episode 163
Diana Ross performs a variation of the song ""She Loves Me"" called ""He Loves Me,"" and while holding the final note, buys a soda at Hello ...

Matthew Broderick, Kim Delaney, Rent
Season 3 - Episode 164
Dave tells a mean fat joke about Roger Ebert, and shortly afterwards the film critic calls Dave a bastard; four singers present the First An...

Rosie O'Donnell, Heather Matarazzo, Cracker
Season 3 - Episode 165
The final day of celebrity ""She Loves Me"" performances takes place when Rosie O'Donnell sings, holds the last note, runs through the theat...

Siskel & Ebert, Andrew Shue, Dana Gould
Season 3 - Episode 166
Biff attempts to learn how to fly; actor/soccer fanatic Andrew Shue introduces footage of him, Elizabeth Shue, and John Shue playing a pick-...

Dennis Franz, Joe Queenan, Gloria Estefan
Season 3 - Episode 167
In a piece of videotape footage that ""will disturb and shock you,"" Dave introduces clips of Bill Clinton singing ""Mustang Sally"" and Bor...

Ben Stiller, Liv Tyler, Douglas Rodriguez
Season 3 - Episode 168
Dave fools around with a hot glue gun, while up-and-coming actress Liv Tyler (daughter of Bebe Buell and Steven Tyler) promotes Stealing Bea...

Danny Glover, Bobby Maley, Joey Kola
Season 3 - Episode 169
Kenny Wayne Shepherd sits in; Dave points out that one of tonight's ""CBS Mailbag"" letter-writers is in the audience; during Mailbag, ""Ron...

Kelsey Grammer, Amber Valletta, Ozzy Osborne
Season 3 - Episode 170
Dave bids farewell to one of his longtime staffers; Kelsey Grammer promotes ""Down Periscope""; Manny reviews The Cable Guy: ""Dank.""

Vanessa Williams, Jonathan Silverman, Lucile Treganowan
Season 3 - Episode 171
Remote: Dave works the drive-thru at a Taco Bell in Jersey. Later, he chats with Lucille Treganowan, 66-year-old grandmother/hot rod guru. ...

Sarah Jessica Parker, Marv Albert, Lyle Lovett
Season 3 - Episode 172
Some guy carrying the Olympic torch comes through to interrupt the monologue. Also, Dave recalls a fake Father's Day memory when his son ""...

James Caan, Julie White, Patti Smith
Season 3 - Episode 173
Biff recruits an audience member to get splashed in the face by a speeding taxi going over a puddle. Also, CBS head honcho ""Les Moonves"" ...

Pauly Shore, Gena Lee Nolin, Vince Gill
Season 3 - Episode 174
In response to a CBS Mailbag letter that noticed a likeness between Inky Mendez and Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese is seen impersonating ...

John Travolta, John Sayles, The Presidents of the United States of America
Season 3 - Episode 175
Dave shows off a tick that has embedded itself into his suit, then shows more footage of him at Taco Bell. (correct synopsis)

Conan O'Brian, Eleanor Mondale, Blues Traveler
Season 3 - Episode 176

Bruce Willis, Christine Wilson, Jimmy Buffet
Season 3 - Episode 177

Jerry Van Dyke, Luke Perry, Fugees
Season 3 - Episode 178
Jerry Van Dyke rides onstage on a mule; Luke Perry gives Dave his sideburns; The Fugees perform ""Fu-Gee-La.""

Cher, Shaquille O'Neal
Season 3 - Episode 179

Michael Keaton, Ving Rhames, Goo Goo Dolls
Season 3 - Episode 180
Manny the Hippie reviews Striptease: ""Schwag."" Also, Creepy Dave drops by to ask Michael Keaton about human cloning.

Harry Connick, Jr., Josie Bisset
Season 3 - Episode 181

Will Smith, Demi Moore
Season 3 - Episode 182

Jeff Goldblum, Jonathan Katz, George Clinton & the P-Funk All-Stars
Season 3 - Episode 183
Dave airs his first new July 3rd show since his morning show in 1980. During the ""Rejected FDA Products"" segment, Dave introduces ""Sherw...

Kids Tell Jokes, Dan O'Brian, Brian Setzer Orchestra
Season 3 - Episode 184
Mujibur and Sirajul stand on the roof, waiting for the fireworks in broad daylight; during Mailbag, ""Neil Diamond"" (Calvert) rouses the cr...

Randy Quaid, Sheryl Swoopes, The Cure
Season 3 - Episode 185
Dave switches places with an audience woman, and later she sits in with the band; Elaine Stritch storms onstage and chews out Dave; Randy Qu...

Scottie Pippen, Prince, George Miller
Season 3 - Episode 186

Bill Pullman, JoAnn Ussery, Willie Nelson
Season 3 - Episode 187
Dave points out that Paul is the co-musical director for the Olympic closing ceremonies; Biff keeps interrupting Dave; Dave chats with Joann...

Jack Hanna, Brent Spiner, Charlie Watts
Season 3 - Episode 188
Manny the Hippie talks about his trip to Roswell, New Mexico, while The Charlie Watts Quintet (featuring Bernard Fowler) performs ""In a Sen...

Meg Ryan, Shaolin Monks, Garbage
Season 3 - Episode 189
Dave shows a semi-embarrassing clip of Meg Ryan from her days on ""As The World Turns,"" featuring a ""young"" Paul Shaffer and Will Lee.

Bill Murray, MaliVai Washington, Wallflowers
Season 3 - Episode 190
Dave tries to find the owner of car whose license plates read ""SO HAPPY,"" and later he shows footage of a Wheel of Fortune contestant scre...

Margaret Colin, Lou Diamond Phillips, Wali Collins
Season 3 - Episode 191

Laurence Fishburne, Lea Thompson, Me'Shell Ndegeocello
Season 3 - Episode 192
Dave continues to gloat over the Late Show's (alleged) title as Official Talk Show of the Summer Olympics, with abortive sports commentary b...

Michael J. Fox, Shelly Moquin, Travis Tritt & Marty Stuart
Season 3 - Episode 193
Country legend Marty Stuart sits in, while a disgruntled alien (Gerard) comments on inaccuracies in the movie Independence Day.

Andie MacDowell, Bob Woodward, Paul Westerberg
Season 3 - Episode 194
Dave discusses in length the show's embarrassment of Emmy riches this year (four nominations); the ""CBS Mailbag"" presents Dave's 10,000th ...

David Duchovny, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Sponge
Season 3 - Episode 195
Leonard ""The Ronald McDonald Guy"" Tepper joins Rupert for another one of his hidden-mike remotes with Dave. Later, Jackie Joyner-Kersee p...

Danny DeVito, Amy VanDyken, Hootie & the Blowfish
Season 3 - Episode 196
Dave welcomes the Gold Medal-winning U.S. Olympic Girl's Gymnastics Team (minus the injured Kerri Strug); during a ""New Products"" segment,...

Rhea Perlman, Dot Richardson, Reggie McFadden
Season 3 - Episode 197

Michael Johnson, Tom Arnold, Tracy Chapman
Season 3 - Episode 198
Dave announces that the Late Show has its own version of ""The Real World,"" with Paul, Anton and Pat Farmer whining about their personal pr...

Dennis Miller, Mia Hamm, Butthole Surfers
Season 3 - Episode 199
During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Secret Service Agents dance the Macarena; Dennis Miller promotes his new HBO talk show; Butthole Surfers perform ""P...

Dennis Hopper, Cheech Marin, Sex Pistols
Season 3 - Episode 200
Dave brings up three girls from the audience, confiscates their gum, and sends them out to goof off in a nearby fountain; the Sex Pistols pe...

Richard Simmons, Jerry O'Connell, Lionel Richie
Season 3 - Episode 201

Kevin Pollak, Diane Lane, Randy Travis
Season 3 - Episode 202

Ellen Barkin, Jackie Chan, Patti Rothberg
Season 3 - Episode 203

Dwight Gooden, Tom Selleck, George Jones
Season 3 - Episode 204
Dave chats with Yankees pitcher Dwight ""Doc"" Gooden, who threw a no-hitter the night before.

Mike Wallace, Tom Dolan, Dave Attell
Season 3 - Episode 205
Dave gives a ham to a man in the audience who correctly guessed his weight (158 lbs).

Marilu Henner, Alex Rodriguez, J.R. Havlen
Season 3 - Episode 206

Dennis Rodman, Susan Molinari, Neville Brothers
Season 3 - Episode 207

Angie Everhart, Mario Van Peebles, Beach Boys
Season 3 - Episode 208

James Carville, Ed Burns, Melissa Etheridge
Season 3 - Episode 209

Nathan Lane, Mara Wilson
Season 3 - Episode 210