Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Season 7
Run Time: 25 mins
Air Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011
Average Rating: ⭐ 7.5 (62 votes)
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Payneful Resolution Resolution
Season 7 - Episode 1
CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Jan...
Growing Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 2
Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile...
Payne Protection
Season 7 - Episode 3
Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
Payneful Visit
Season 7 - Episode 4
Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.
Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Season 7 - Episode 5
After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.
Epic Fail
Season 7 - Episode 6
Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family...
Praying for Attention
Season 7 - Episode 7
Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.
Shout Out
Season 7 - Episode 8
CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better...
Love Thy Neighbor
Season 7 - Episode 9
The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ a...
Dream Girls
Season 7 - Episode 10
A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.
A Payneful Night Out
Season 7 - Episode 11
Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a...
Payneful Assistance
Season 7 - Episode 12
Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
House of Awkward
Season 7 - Episode 13
C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box...
Brain Payne
Season 7 - Episode 14
Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.
Foster Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 15
Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
Talented Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 16
As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine thei...
Going, Going, Gone
Season 7 - Episode 17
Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.
Mother's Day Out
Season 7 - Episode 18
Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.
So Hard to Say Goodbye
Season 7 - Episode 19
Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.
Payneful Rescue
Season 7 - Episode 20
The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the en...
A Mother's Payne
Season 7 - Episode 21
Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself...
Up from the Ashes
Season 7 - Episode 22
Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.
The Payne Gang
Season 7 - Episode 23
Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangem...
The Gifted and the Grout
Season 7 - Episode 24
DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their con...
Do the Fight Thing
Season 7 - Episode 25
DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.
1096
Season 7 - Episode 26
C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.
Number Five's Fight
Season 7 - Episode 27
After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move u...
The Best Surprise
Season 7 - Episode 28
Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.
Working Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 29
C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.
Curtis Jefferson
Season 7 - Episode 30
Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.
Dead Wrong
Season 7 - Episode 31
Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
The Rich and Payneless
Season 7 - Episode 32
Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.
Mentoring Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 33
Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.
Roommate Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 34
C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments
Pledging Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 35
Malik gets hazed.
Help Me, Ella
Season 7 - Episode 36
Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.
Paynefully Fit
Season 7 - Episode 37
Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.
Do the Hustle
Season 7 - Episode 38
Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.
No More Payne
Season 7 - Episode 39
Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.
God Bless the Paynes
Season 7 - Episode 40
The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.
Do Or Die
Season 7 - Episode 41
The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's
R.I.P - Rest In Payne
Season 7 - Episode 42
Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down
Payneful Survival
Season 7 - Episode 43
The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.
Payneful Recovery
Season 7 - Episode 44
Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's med...
House of Nightmares
Season 7 - Episode 45
Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two k...
In Payne
Season 7 - Episode 46
A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to h...
Payback
Season 7 - Episode 47
Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to...
Daddy Day Scare
Season 7 - Episode 48
C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.
Pills and Thrills
Season 7 - Episode 49
Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curti...
Scars of Payne
Season 7 - Episode 50
Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help ...
Payne vs. Payne
Season 7 - Episode 51
Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challeng...
Guess Who Came to Breakfast
Season 7 - Episode 52
The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.
House of Force Closure
Season 7 - Episode 53
Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.
If It Ain't Broke
Season 7 - Episode 54
Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.
Neighborhood Crisis
Season 7 - Episode 55
Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.
Down for the Count
Season 7 - Episode 56
C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.
Stop, Drop, and Roll
Season 7 - Episode 57
C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.
No Pass, No Play
Season 7 - Episode 58
Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.
Payneful Injection
Season 7 - Episode 59
Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the...
Batter Up
Season 7 - Episode 60
Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine...
Payneful Matrimony
Season 7 - Episode 61
Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.
What You Know About Me
Season 7 - Episode 62
C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.
Right Turn
Season 7 - Episode 63
Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.
The Loan Ranger
Season 7 - Episode 64
Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.
Payneful Divorce
Season 7 - Episode 65
Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.
Up to the Challenge
Season 7 - Episode 66
Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.
House of Sabotage
Season 7 - Episode 67
Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.
Payneful Pop In
Season 7 - Episode 68
Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a frie...
House of OMG
Season 7 - Episode 69
C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.
Keep it Moving
Season 7 - Episode 70
C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.
Bake, Rattle and Roll
Season 7 - Episode 71
Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.
Dodging Bullies
Season 7 - Episode 72
Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.
Payneful Distance
Season 7 - Episode 73
Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.
Not in the Cards
Season 7 - Episode 74
Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and ga...
All Work and No Play
Season 7 - Episode 75
Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.
Amazing Matriarchs
Season 7 - Episode 76
Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.
The First Dance
Season 7 - Episode 77
Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.
The Invention of Trust
Season 7 - Episode 78
Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.
Payneful Realization
Season 7 - Episode 79
Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.
Trial and Tribulation
Season 7 - Episode 80
Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.
The Call Back
Season 7 - Episode 81
Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.
All's Well
Season 7 - Episode 82
Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or ...