Payne - Season 1
Run Time: 30 mins
Air Date: Mon, 15 Mar 1999
Average Rating: ⭐ 1 (1 votes)
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The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story
Season 1 - Episode 1
Royal panics when he realizes he forgot to buy an anniversary present for his wife, Connie. Breeze saves the day when she finds a pricey ant...
Sexual Intercom
Season 1 - Episode 2
The Whispering Pines' new telephone system has an added feature that Royal and Connie unexpectedly discover -- an intercom that allows them ...
Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?
Season 1 - Episode 3
A representative from Family Friendly Travel pays a visit to evaluate Whispering Pines, and Royal attempts to dupe her into believing that t...
Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out
Season 1 - Episode 4
Livid about Connie's continual barrage of banal banter with anyone who'll listen to her, Royal attempts to prove that he's above all the gos...
Pacific Ocean Duck
Season 1 - Episode 5
Royal laments the quality of his clientele. He longs to play host to presidents and kings but rather he gets blue collar families and philan...
Trouble in Room 206
Season 1 - Episode 6
Payne gets himself into trouble when he rents a room -- already occupied -- to a young couple desperate to be together. Payne is forced to e...
I Never Forget a Face-Lift
Season 1 - Episode 7
When a bandaged woman recovering from a face-lift mistakes Whispering Pines for the luxurious Sand Dunes Inn down the street, Royal has her ...
Wedding Fever
Season 1 - Episode 8
Royal, who is hosting an expensive wedding at Whispering Pines, begins to panic when the father of the bride won't pay until after the cerem...
Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie
Season 1 - Episode 9
Royal's efforts to impress a businessman get sidetracked when Connie's nephew (Richard Speight, Jr.) shows up fresh from prison. Mr. Allenbe...