Rules of Engagement - Season 5

The fifth season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered on September 20, 2010. It consisted of 24 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length, marking the first time that the program received a full-season order. CBS initially broadcast the fifth season on Mondays at 8:30 pm ET in the United States between How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men. In February, the show moved to 8:30 ET on Thursdays, following The Big Bang Theory.

24 Episodes

Surro-gate

Season 5 - Episode 1

Jeff unsuccessfully tries to keep Russell from sleeping with their new surrogate, while Adam tries to work on improving his rear end.

The Bank

Season 5 - Episode 2

Jeff tells Adam his secret for keeping track of Audrey's mistakes and how he uses that list to keep Audrey from getting too upset with him w...

Rug-Of-War

Season 5 - Episode 3

Jeff wants to see if he can get Audrey to get the rug back after Jeff gets sentimental about the rug and reminds Audrey about all the good t...

Handy Man

Season 5 - Episode 4

Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom with Jeff. Meanwhile, Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract hi...

Play Ball

Season 5 - Episode 5

When Audrey realizes how miserable her job is making her, she contemplates quitting. Meanwhile, Allison tells Timmy she wants to slow things...

Baked

Season 5 - Episode 6

Audrey goes stir crazy after quitting her job and decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to be one of the guys.

Mannequin Head Ball

Season 5 - Episode 7

When Jeff can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's fleeting cookie business, he and Adam invent a new game invol...

Les-bro

Season 5 - Episode 8

Jeff and Audrey finally settle on a surrogate. Meanwhile, Russell's mother, Bunny, comes to town.

The Big Picture

Season 5 - Episode 9

When Russell's trust fund is cut off by his mother, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps ...

Fun Run

Season 5 - Episode 10

Jeff struggles to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's 10K charity run after telling them that he doesn't want ...

Refusing to Budget

Season 5 - Episode 11

Timmy teaches Russell how to budget after all utilities are suddenly turned off. Audrey tells someone all about publishing and shows off her...

Little Bummer Boy

Season 5 - Episode 12

When Russell decides to borrow a Holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Aud...

The Home Stretch

Season 5 - Episode 13

When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics ab...

Uh Oh It's Magic

Season 5 - Episode 14

Russell is busy looking for his date at a magic show, Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret.

Singing and Dancing

Season 5 - Episode 15

Timmy wants to join a sinning group but may have a hard time keeping the secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have a new rude neighbor.

Jeff's Day

Season 5 - Episode 16

Jeff's day goes as planned and is messed up when the house keeper drops by. Adam's eye twitches and he finds out what may cause it.

Zygote

Season 5 - Episode 17

Jeff, Audrey and Brenda find a zygote after seeing a fertility specialist. Russell and Timmy double date.

Anniversary Chicken

Season 5 - Episode 18

After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date the surprise is on Jeff. Timmy helps Russell on a date.

The Set Up

Season 5 - Episode 19

Russell finds Timmy has a sister and wants to date her. Audrey and Jeff play match maker for their neighbor Liz.

Beating The System

Season 5 - Episode 20

Jeff and Audrey are in for a big change when Brenda finds out she is pregnant. Timmy is Adam and Jennifer's wedding planner.

The Jeff Photo

Season 5 - Episode 21

When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a...

Double Down

Season 5 - Episode 22

Jeff and Audrey get a surprise that their family may soon double in size. Russell in his latest scheme to date a girl decides to throw a par...

The Power Couple

Season 5 - Episode 23

Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that...

The Last of the Red Hat Lovers

Season 5 - Episode 24

Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhil...