Roseanne - Season 9
Run Time: 23 mins
Air Date: Tue, 17 Sept 1996
Average Rating: ⭐ 6.8 (357 votes)
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Call Waiting
Season 9 - Episode 1
Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie's...
Millions from Heaven
Season 9 - Episode 2
The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."
What a Day for a Daydream
Season 9 - Episode 3
Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dr...
Honor Thy Mother
Season 9 - Episode 4
While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose ...
Someday My Prince Will Come
Season 9 - Episode 5
A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seein...
Pampered to a Pulp
Season 9 - Episode 6
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the im...
Satan, Darling
Season 9 - Episode 7
Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth particip...
Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
Season 9 - Episode 8
A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And befo...
Roseambo
Season 9 - Episode 9
Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.
Home is Where the Afghan Is
Season 9 - Episode 10
The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous ...
Mothers and Other Strangers
Season 9 - Episode 11
Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not re...
Home for the Holidays
Season 9 - Episode 12
After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize...
Say It Ain't So
Season 9 - Episode 13
Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mothe...
Hit the Road, Jack
Season 9 - Episode 14
As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate ...
The War Room
Season 9 - Episode 15
When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her...
Lanford's Elite (1)
Season 9 - Episode 16
At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. W...
Some Enchanted Merger (2)
Season 9 - Episode 17
After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, J...
A Second Chance
Season 9 - Episode 18
Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the ...
The Miracle
Season 9 - Episode 19
When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to pro...
Roseanne-Feld
Season 9 - Episode 20
Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience ...
The Truth Be Told
Season 9 - Episode 21
Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas...
Arsenic and Old Mom
Season 9 - Episode 22
Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's trying...
Into That Good Night (1)
Season 9 - Episode 23
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender littl...
Into That Good Night (2)
Season 9 - Episode 24
Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale