Roseanne - Season 8

Run Time: 23 mins
Air Date: Tue, 19 Sept 1995
Average Rating: ⭐ 6.8 (357 votes)
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Shower the People You Love with Stuff
Season 8 - Episode 1
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Let Them Eat Junk
Season 8 - Episode 2
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes...

Roseanne in the Hood
Season 8 - Episode 3
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window ...

The Last Date
Season 8 - Episode 4
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurr...

Halloween: the Final Chapter
Season 8 - Episode 5
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "Th...

The Fifties Show
Season 8 - Episode 6
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife...

The Getaway, Almost
Season 8 - Episode 7
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then...

The Last Thursday in November
Season 8 - Episode 8
When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offen...

Of Mice and Dan
Season 8 - Episode 9
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.

Direct to Video
Season 8 - Episode 10
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets ...

December Bride
Season 8 - Episode 11
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Season 8 - Episode 12
Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her si...

The White Sheep of the Family
Season 8 - Episode 13
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a t...

Becky Howser, M.D.
Season 8 - Episode 14
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky inte...

Out of the Past
Season 8 - Episode 15
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Sc...

Construction Junction
Season 8 - Episode 16
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and become...

We're Going to Disney World (1)
Season 8 - Episode 17
The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lan...

Disney World War II (2)
Season 8 - Episode 18
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually ha...

Springtime for David
Season 8 - Episode 19
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-per...

Another Mouth to Shut Up
Season 8 - Episode 20
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose...

Morning Becomes Obnoxious
Season 8 - Episode 21
After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a new...

Ballroom Blitz
Season 8 - Episode 22
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the new...

The Wedding
Season 8 - Episode 23
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple...

Heart & Soul
Season 8 - Episode 24
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.

Fights and Stuff
Season 8 - Episode 25
Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifes...