Two and a Half Men - Season 7
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Air Date: Mon, 21 Sept 2009
Average Rating: ⭐ 7.45 (3373 votes)
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Season 7 - Episode 1
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Season 7 - Episode 2
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Season 7 - Episode 3
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail...
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Season 7 - Episode 4
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
For the Sake of the Child
Season 7 - Episode 5
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Give Me Your Thumb
Season 7 - Episode 6
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Ev...
Untainted by Filth
Season 7 - Episode 7
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Season 7 - Episode 8
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Season 7 - Episode 9
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7 - Episode 10
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finance...
Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7 - Episode 11
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Season 7 - Episode 12
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Yay, No Polyps!
Season 7 - Episode 13
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he find...
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Season 7 - Episode 14
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Season 7 - Episode 15
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7 - Episode 16
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
I Found Your Moustache
Season 7 - Episode 17
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Season 7 - Episode 18
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Season 7 - Episode 19
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
I Called Him Magoo
Season 7 - Episode 20
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend expe...
Gumby with a Pokey
Season 7 - Episode 21
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 - Episode 22
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around fo...