Two and a Half Men - Season 5
Run Time: mins
Air Date: Mon, 24 Sept 2007
Average Rating: ⭐ 7.45 (3373 votes)
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 5 - Episode 1
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in...
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Season 5 - Episode 2
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5 - Episode 3
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress hap...
City of Great Racks
Season 5 - Episode 4
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhe...
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 - Episode 5
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 - Episode 6
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 - Episode 7
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 - Episode 8
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new ...
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Season 5 - Episode 9
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Season 5 - Episode 10
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in hig...
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 - Episode 11
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 - Episode 12
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 - Episode 13
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Winky-Dink Time
Season 5 - Episode 14
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 - Episode 15
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 - Episode 16
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 - Episode 17
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 - Episode 18
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 - Episode 19
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.