Two and a Half Men - Season 3
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Air Date: Mon, 19 Sept 2005
Average Rating: ⭐ 7.45 (3373 votes)
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Season 3 - Episode 1
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Season 3 - Episode 2
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is aske...
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Season 3 - Episode 3
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even bri...
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Season 3 - Episode 4
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Season 3 - Episode 5
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice...
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Season 3 - Episode 6
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Season 3 - Episode 7
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him a...
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Season 3 - Episode 8
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
Madame and Her Special Friend
Season 3 - Episode 9
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
Something Salted and Twisted
Season 3 - Episode 10
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 - Episode 11
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
That Special Tug
Season 3 - Episode 12
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3 - Episode 13
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 - Episode 14
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girl...
My Tongue is Meat
Season 3 - Episode 15
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia find...
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 - Episode 16
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to ...
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Season 3 - Episode 17
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tri...
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 - Episode 18
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. M...
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3 - Episode 19
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi ea...
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 - Episode 20
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 - Episode 21
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a...
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Season 3 - Episode 22
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan an...
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3 - Episode 23
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Al...
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 - Episode 24
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventuall...