Two and a Half Men - Season 2
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Air Date: Sun, 19 Sept 2004
Average Rating: ⭐ 7.45 (3373 votes)
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Back Off, Mary Poppins
Season 2 - Episode 1
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Season 2 - Episode 2
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
A Bag Full of Jawea
Season 2 - Episode 3
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts ...
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Season 2 - Episode 4
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charl...
Bad News from the Clinic?
Season 2 - Episode 5
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Season 2 - Episode 6
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of ...
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Season 2 - Episode 7
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Season 2 - Episode 8
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After...
Yes, Monsignor
Season 2 - Episode 9
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He ...
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Season 2 - Episode 10
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Ja...
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Season 2 - Episode 11
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets ...
A Lungful of Alan
Season 2 - Episode 12
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Season 2 - Episode 13
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charli...
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Season 2 - Episode 14
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get t...
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 - Episode 15
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 - Episode 16
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets...
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Season 2 - Episode 17
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining...
It Was Mame, Mom
Season 2 - Episode 18
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at...
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Season 2 - Episode 19
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows ...
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Season 2 - Episode 20
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Season 2 - Episode 21
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the op...
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Season 2 - Episode 22
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts p...
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 - Episode 23
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are ...
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 2 - Episode 24
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.