How I Met Your Mother - Season 3

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

20 Episodes

Wait For It

Season 3 - Episode 1

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

We're Not from Here

Season 3 - Episode 2

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

Third Wheel

Season 3 - Episode 3

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the...

Little Boys

Season 3 - Episode 4

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

How I Met Everyone Else

Season 3 - Episode 5

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets...

I'm Not That Guy

Season 3 - Episode 6

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a ...

Dowisetrepla

Season 3 - Episode 7

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

Spoiler Alert

Season 3 - Episode 8

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

Slapsgiving

Season 3 - Episode 9

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when...

The Yips

Season 3 - Episode 10

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

The Platinum Rule

Season 3 - Episode 11

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad i...

No Tomorrow

Season 3 - Episode 12

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apar...

Ten Sessions

Season 3 - Episode 13

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

The Bracket

Season 3 - Episode 14

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many...

The Chain of Screaming

Season 3 - Episode 15

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

Sandcastles in the Sand

Season 3 - Episode 16

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles mem...

The Goat

Season 3 - Episode 17

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

Rebound Bro

Season 3 - Episode 18

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

Everything Must Go

Season 3 - Episode 19

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flau...

Miracles

Season 3 - Episode 20

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.